What's Your Problem?! (1D Fanfiction) (COMPLETED)

Chapter 15

Kelsey's POV.

We have just finished having breakfast, or should I say NIALL has just finished his breakfast. He kept on finishing the food in his plate and secretly taking food off of everyone's plate. How the hell is he not fat, eating as much as he does? Is there a secret hole that he uses to fart out all of the food he eats? *Sigh* The world may never know.

We're in the van right now, Paul, who was also driving the bus, telling us to be careful and call if anything goes wrong. 

Say hello to plan Make Silly Haz shit his ass (;

I know the plan isn't one that benefits me 100%, since I'll have to try on the barely-there clothes that the boys will pick, but I guess it's worth it if Harry learns his lesson. 

"Kels? ARE YOU THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? WHY ARE YOU STARING AT KEVIN?" Asks Louis, poking my cheek. I turn around to look at him, causing his finger to poke my eye.

"OW! SHIT!" I yell. OMG. THAT. KID. BETTER. RUN. WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN'T KNOW THAT YOU DON'T JUST GO AROUND POKING PEOPLE'S EYES? Trust me, I learned that the bad way when I was in kindergarten once and a girl in my class tried to take my new, cool sunglasses... So I just poked her eye. I MEAN COME ON, SHE WANTED TO TAKE MY SUNGLASSES! HELL TO THE NO! And it was so fun poking her eye! My teacher sent us both to the naughty afterwards, but it WAS WORTH IT! The look on her face was priceless :b

"OH MY GOD! LADS, LOOK WHAT I DID! I JUST POKED KELSEY IN THE EYE! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO POKE SOMEONE IN THE EYE! EWWWW! HER EYE WAS SO JELLY LIKE AND SQUISHY!" Louis yells.

"Louis! You don't just go around poking people's eyes!" Liam scolds Louis, repeating what I was thinking. I LOVE YOU LIAM. GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE! WOOPEEDOO! 

"I'M SORRY KELS! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! PLEASE DON'T THROW MY KEVIN AWAY! YOU CAN THROW AWAY ALL OF ZAYN'S HAIR PRODUCTS AND STRAIGHTEN HAZZA'S HAIR TO MAKE HIM CRY! I'LL HELP YOU, I PROMISE! I WILL TELL YOU EVERYONE'S SECRETS! BUT DON'T HURT ME!!!!" Louis cries, hugging my leg and putting his head on my lap. Zayn and Harry gave him death glares. I chuckled.

"OKAY OKAY LOU. Now PLEASE, get your coconut head off my LAP" I tell him, trying to push him off of me.

"YAY! KELSEY LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Louis screams happily.

"Lads, Kelsey, we're here. Behave and don't cause any trouble. Here are the car keys to go back to the bus, I will be at the movie theater watching Men In Black 3 if you need anything." Paul says.

"Okay, thanks Paul! Let's go, boys!" Liam says cheerily. 

I cough.

"Sorry. Boys and Kelsey." Liam corrects himself.

"Thank ya, sir" I nod at him.

"LET'S GO TO JACK WILLIS!!!!!!!!!!!" Yell Zayn and Harry, already sprinting to the store.

I follow close behind, with Niall and Liam next to me. Louis is looking at the lights up on the ceiling in awe as if it's the most interesting thing he's ever seen. He next sees a little kid with a big lollipop and starts chasing him.

"LOU! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" I hiss at him, quietly so Liam and the others wouldn't hear. 

"NO!! HE STOLE MY CANDY, AND I'M GOING TO GO GET IT BACK!" Louis explains, as if it was the most obvious thing ever. 

"LOUIS! LOOK! IT'S KEVIN! AND LOOK, HE HAS CANDY FOR YOU!" I say, showing him a picture of a pigeon surrounded by candy.

"KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY CANDY!" Louis pouts, running back to where me and the other boys are.

"Here you go, now let's go. And THIS. NEVER. HAPPENED. GOT IT?" I tell him, giving him my phone.

"CLOTHES! KELSEYYYYYYYYY! LET'S GO GET YOU SOME CLOTHES, GIRL!" He tells me, throwing my phone at me and pulling me by my arm into Jack Wills, where the other boys were looking for clothes that I could try on. God, couldn't this kid make up his mind? One Second he is running after a little kid and crying over candy and the next he is happy and excited for me to go shopping with him. And he is supposed to be the 21 year old. *Sigh*

LOL WHO AM I KIDDING, LOUIS IS SUPER FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. He's the most fun to be around, always having fun and joking around. But I'm scared that he would have followed the little boy with the lollipop home if I hadn't stopped him.