Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt and Muteki [ON GOING]

Death Race 2010

3rd P.O.V.

(Episode begins with Panty revving her motorcycle and turning her handlebars. As she does so, pistons pump and the speedometer's cable goes right and left. This occurs several times until the camera zooms out to show the Immoral Motel. Scene cuts to a room inside the hotel, where an old man moans and falls onto his pillow as the text "BOF" appears. He then writes an "X" on the wall.)

Panty: Come on, are you fucking kidding me? [Panty repeatedly slaps the biker's butt and the text "CHOP" appears] Faster does not mean better, you asshole.

Biker: Dude, you're one hardcore angel. You get my motor running.

Panty: How is this fair? [points at the twelve Xs on the wall above the bed] Look how many times you've cummed. I've only squirted once and it wasn't that far.

Biker: You know what, babe? You're more like a devil than an angel. [Panty looks at him with a furrowed brow and angered gaze.]

Panty: Real fucking profound. You're too old to wear leather pants, by the way. Seriously, you look like Mick Jagger's grandpa. Oh. What's going on here?

(On the TV it showed Stocking with See-Through and several police cars chasing Crazy Crazy Cabbie.)

Mr. Bombon: This is an incredible turn of events! If you're just joining us, an unmanned sports car is somehow wunning wild through the streets of Daten City! The police are currently redirecting traffic!

Panty: [at the same time as the previous line] Ha-ha-ha! That thing looks like it might even be faster than you.

Biker: [realize the insulted] No way! Nothing can outrace my ride! Wait, what?

(Camera points at See-Through, which Stocking is driving and Muteki standing up in the car.)

Panty: Hey, is that Stocking and Muteki? [phone rings] This is Panty.

Garterbelt: [over the phone] Where are you at?!

Panty: IIIIIII am... uh... visiting the elderly at a nursing home.