Sunshine and Roses or Notttttt

Purrfectly playful

"He calls you Kitten," Jen said with a derisive laugh.

"And?"

"It's literally a pet name. Kat, I could see. Even Kittie could work, but Kitten is..."

"Cute."

"Sexy," Jen groaned. "Jesus, Kate, it's a sexy pet name. And you're trying to play it off like he's calling you 'sis' or something."

"He doesn't mean it that way. It's just a cute nickname he said once, and it stuck."

"It stuck because you turned ten shades of red and hid behind him for half an hour. It got you closer to him and he's been wielding it strategically ever since."

I crinkled my nose. "You've seen the girls he dates. Pert little blondes without a brain cell between them. Are you saying I'm like them?"

"No, I'm saying he dates them because they're easy. You're too smart to act this dumb. You know what's going on, you just don't want to admit it."

"Admit what?"

"That Tommy wants to grab your hair and bend you over to give you a good, hard dicking."

I laughed at that. "He doesn't."

She pulled out her phone and dialed up a number, which I immediately recognized as Tommy's. "What are you doing?"

"Proving it," she whispered.

After a couple of rings, a sleepy-sounding "Hello?" emerged from the speaker.

"Hey Tom, it's Jen."

"What fucking time is it?" he asked with a groan.

"Like one or something. It's fine."

"We have to work tomorrow."

"Do you want to fuck Kate?" She said it so casually as if she just went around asking everyone that.

He was quiet for a long moment. "Are you fucking kidding me? You woke me up to ask me that? You're a psycho."

"Just answer the question."

"Why?"

"Because how you answer will determine the next thing I wanted to ask."

He groaned. "Kate is someone I'm never going to fuck, Jen."

"Why?"

"Because. Because I'm not. She's too sweet to ever see her like that. It'd be like fucking a nun or something."

I cringed at that. What the fuck?

Jen laughed. "Is that why you call her kitten?"

"That's what this is about?" He groaned, and I could picture him sitting in his bed, his head shaking as he lifted his hand in a vague gesture. "I call her Kitten because she's like one. All innocent and needy. And because it makes her blush, which only adds to the innocent image."

"So, you've never pictured her, like, say, in a nice little white bra and panty set, with a white lace kitten ear headband, her hair up in pigtails and a little collar with a bell around her neck?"

I smacked her leg and lifted my hands while scowling, the universal gesture of what the fuck was that about?

Tommy was silent. "Well, now I have, thanks for that. I didn't need sleep anyway. It's not like I have a big meeting tomorrow that might just determine my entire future or anything."

Jen cocked her head as she looked at me. "Do you want to fuck me?"

"Yeah, sure. Swing by in the next twenty minutes and I might still be awake." The note of annoyance in his voice before he hung up made me tip my head.