Bond Girl Summer

Initiate

I sit down in the kitchen with Paris and Solitaire, where they have prepared some tea and snacks. "So, where do I sit?" I ask. 'Anywhere. Just don't make a mess.' Paris says. "Umm no! You need to sit at the table!" Solitaire exclaims. "Where are your manners?" She adds. And I'm starting to turn red in the face from embarrassment. "I'm sorry, Solitaire..." I blurt out. "I was not taught proper teatime etiquette!" Solitaire lets out a huge sigh and then joins me at the table. "We have work to do with you.' "Especially if you wish to be a Bond girl like us." She adds. So much for being born in America. 

Once the three of us sit down, we start talking. "Anna, what do you like to wear usually?" Solitaire asks. And then I feel even more self-conscious. "Well, I usually wear a T-shirt and leggings. That's my go-to." I reply. "I never really wore dresses or skirts or anything like what you girls wear." Solitaire and Paris, both look me straight in the face. "Why?" they both ask. "My mom emphasized dressing for comfort, NOT to show off." Which is true. Whenever I did try to wear something, I thought it was super cute or looked better on me, mom would judge... 

After we had tea, Solitaire and Paris followed me to my room. And they make me change into a bikini. "Oh god..." I start thinking. My two idols are judging me... "Anna, what's with these red scars in your armpits?" Paris asks. "I have Hidradenitis." I say, while trying to hold back tears. "It's a medical condition that causes really painful boils and lesions." And they also happen to see I have not been able to shave in that area. "I have to go grab something, be right back." Paris exclaims and dashes out of the room. A few moments later, Paris returns with a pill and some water. "Take this." she says. "It will automatically cure it." And without hesitation, I took the pill. 'Now, change into your pajamas and get some sleep." And then I end up passing out in my new bed. 

By morning I felt like a new woman. My hidradenitis was gone! At breakfast, I sat with Solitaire and Paris, and we discussed my major glow up. The plan is that I need to get into what's described as 'Bond girl shape". Which is described as: Thin but not too thin. NOT like Wonyoung from IVE, thin. And doing exercises to emphasize my curves.  So basically, a diet and lots of exercising. Then I get to work on my overall appearance. And Solitaire will use her magic to heal my past trauma and emotional wounds.  I am so ready to start my Bond girl summer.