Beacon
Everything was going smoothly
More recruits kept pouring in from New Ephyra and being sent to Jaune at his Forward Operating Base hidden in Beacon
Jaune had to break in the new recruits
Barracks
Jaune: I am Commander Jaune Dominic Fenix and I'll be your senior drill instructor from now on.
You are now part of my beloved Corps.
The first and the last things from you're shit holes will be sir do I make myself clear?
Recruits: sir yes sir!
Jaune: bullshit sound off like you got a pair.
Recruits: SIR YES SIR!
Jaune: There is no racial bigotry here. I don't look down on Human or Faunus.
Here you're All Equally Worthless.
Under my instruction you will become Weapons of War but until then you are not even Human Fucking beings.
Right now you are just poor excuses for Grub Shit.
He stops in front of a recruit
Jaune: what's your name scum bag?
Simmons: Private Dick Simmons sir!
Jaune: from now on I'll call you Dick is that okay?
Simmons: sir yes sir!
Meanwhile some recruit was mouthing off from the distance
Tucker: pfft Dick.
Jaune: who said that? What Dirty Commie Dick Riding Cock Sucker just said that!?
He strode over to where the sass came from
Tucker and the rest of the recruits:...........
Jaune: Nobody? We'll fan fuckingtastic the Fairy god mother said it.
I'll P.T you until you fucking die! I'll P.T so hard your asses will be sucking buttermilk!
He grabs one of the recruits by the collar
Jaune: was it you!?
Grif: sir no sir!
Jaune: bullshit I bet it was you!
Grif: sir no sir!
Tucker: it was me sir!
Jaune looked over to Tucker and looked him straight in the eye
Jaune: what do we have here a comedian, private Dumbass.
I admire your honesty, heck I like you.
He then surprise bitch slap him
Jaune: I got your number, I got your ass!
You will not Laugh! You will not Cry! You will learn by the numbers and I will teach you!!!
Now get your shit together!
Tucker composes himself as he knew this was army life
Jaune: you will unfuck yourself or I will rip your head off and shit down your neck!
Why did you even join the C.O.G.
Tucker: I thought the Army would help me straighten out my life sir! And to help protect my family!
Jaune: alright then farm boy. Show me your War Face.
Tucker: Sir?
Jaune: ARRRRRGGHHH!!!! That's a war face, show me your war face.
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Jaune Dominic Fenix - Gears of War
FanfictionAn unprecedented event occurred after killing the Queen it is when the Emulsion, Light Mass Bombs, Hammer of Dawn and finally Adam Fenix's final solution to the Locust were used upon an already degrading world. The ensuing energies caused a Rift tha...
