Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 43-44

Chapter 43 Words Can't Describe Her Beauty

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

These two items appeared like a bucket of cold water pouring over the woman's head.

Previously, when she heard Chen Yu say that her daughter's and the boy's illnesses were curable, the woman was prepared to go bankrupt.

No matter what, she would need to buy the medicine.

Money was insignificant when compared to her daughter's life.

But can a bottle of Sprite and a bag of spicy sticks cure their illnesses?

She refuses to believe it.

"Ma'am, this is a bottle of antidepressant for your daughter's lovesickness."

"As for this bag of medicine, its longevity sticks for the boy."

Chen Yu said this seriously.

"Dr. Chen, were you an MLM product salesman in the past? You're too glib with your words."

"I've been drinking Sprite for over ten years, but TIL it's an antidepressant."

"Can we not do this for now? Look, the woman's face is almost turning white." "Spicy sticks, no, longevity sticks. This streamer is really a marketing genius." Once again, Chen Yu's viewers were shocked by his ability to lie through his teeth.

Even if Chen Yu took out two fake pills, they would still be more reliable than a bottle of Sprite and a bag of snacks.

"Dr. Chen, it's not that 1 don't believe you, but... these two things had nothing

to do with treating illnesses."

The woman's expression looked even more bitter than biting into a raw, bitter melon.

She was pissed by this, but when she remembered Chen Yu's ability to predict things like a god previously...

She did not dare flare up easily.

"Who says they have nothing to do with treating illnesses?"

Chen Yu brought the bottle of Sprite closer to the camera and pointed at the bold advertising slogan.

"It says here that it's refreshing and cooling, which is the key to treating your daughter's illness."

"Only by being refreshed and cool can you get into a happy mood."

"For a deeper explanation, it's equivalent to unfurling the wings of your soul and soaring freely through your mental illness."

Chen Yu looked at the stunned and speechless Melancholic Stardew and continued.

"Your daughter is lovesick, so this bottle of medicine is specially used to treat that. Thus, it's not wrong to call it an antidepressant."

Upon hearing this explanation, the netizens and Melancholic Stardew's mother didn't know how to respond.

She clearly knew that Chen Yu was spouting nonsense, but it sort of made sense too.

"As for the longevity sticks, it's blatantly obvious."

Chen Yu tapped on the bag of spicy sticks.

Tang Sanzang's Meat.

"Everyone should know the effects of eating Tang Sanzang's meat from the story."

"Eating one piece will cure all diseases, and eating a few more will prolong your life. Is there something wrong with calling it longevity sticks?"

Chen Yu asked this question, striking the souls of everyone.