Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 9-10

Chapter 9 A Happy Breakup

"Dr. Chen must have done plenty of storytelling in the past."

"Listen to an old man's advice. There's no future as a psychologist. Set up a stall on the street to read fortunes, and you'll become a renowned master."

"Just one sentence, and there will be some fun to watch."

"Look, Cherry's face is turning sour."

"I bet a wet sausage that Dr. Chen's next words will make Cherry's heart turn cold."

"I'm betting half a packet of instant noodles."

"Miser, I'm betting on a box of milk."

The situation differed slightly from what the netizens guessed, as [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain]'s heart had already turned cold.

Why must his life be this bitter?

From Chen Yu's tone, he knew the other ending would probably be a more bumpy one.

"Mister, do you still want to continue listening?"

Chen Yu asked with a concerned expression.

"Yeah..."

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] replied weakly.

"Respecting patients is one of the professional qualities of a doctor. So, let me tell you about your second ending."

Chen Yu reached for a glass of water and drank it.

"After you cut off your connection with her, you continued to devote yourself to finding your true love," Chen Yu said as he moistened his throat.

"As you were hurt too deeply, you have fallen ill."

"Every time you meet someone you have feelings for, you will carefully observe whether she is male or female."

"In the eyes of those women, you were just seen as someone wretched."

"Over time, your reputation as a pervert spread throughout the city, and you became the most hated man among women there."

"No other man has garnered more hate than you."

"Even gold diggers don't dare get close to you for fear that you possess unthinkable fetishes."

"Seven or eight years have passed in the blink of an eye, and love has completely closed the door on you."

"When you were over thirty, your parents arranged a marriage for you."

"After your marriage, you had a son. You doted on him like he were the apple of your eye."

"It wasn't until the child got injured and needed a blood transfusion that you realized he wasn't your son."

"Yet another blow, and this broke you down. You divorced your wife and chose to drink to escape reality."

"Your drinking constantly caused you to lose any drive to manage your company, and your family's business closed down two years later."

"When you were fifty, you were admitted to the hospital because of alcohol poisoning. After you were discharged, your face drooped due to this incident."

"A year later, you passed out drunk on the streets and never woke up again."

Even though [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] had mentally prepared himself and anticipated that his second ending would not go well, he never would have imagined that it would have been this bad.

This wasn't just bad.

This was abysmal and just extremely unlucky.

Being treated as a pervert by all the women in his city was already enough to put him in a slump.