Slugs are just divorced snails
Thalleous: slugs are just divorced snails.
Clover: what?
Thalleous: have you ever wondered if oranges are named oranges because oranges are orange, or orange was named orange because oranges are orange!?!?
Ingressus: did you seriously just say orange 8 times in a single sentence?
Does Abbi like me back?
Abbigail: *shows vulcannus google* this is the internet! It tells you everything you wanna know.
Vulcannus: let me see that *grabs phone*
Vulcannus: *googles* does Abbi like me back? *no results*
Vulcannus: *throws phone on the ground* it's broken
Salt
Thalleous: Galleous, pass me the salt
Galleous: *throws Tygren across the table
Emergency supply!
Thalleous: I can't do this anymore. I'm too tired. *collapses*
Galleous: get the emergency supply!
Senn: *puts clover in front of Thalleous*
Thalleous: AND IM BACK BABY LETS GOOOOOO
Ending a relationship
Nitsuke: Kiyoshi you ok?
Kiyoshi: I just ended a four year relationship.
Nitsuke: oh I'm so sorry
Kiyoshi: it wasn't my relationship
*Lucan and Niika fighting in the background*
Take out
Ria: hey what does "take out" mean
Thalleous: *burps* food
Clover: dating!
Pythus: murder......
Dating advice...?
Achillean: hey Ingressus, how do you ask someone out?
Ingressus: I usually just say "how you doin'?"
Achillean: pfft! That's not gonna work!
Ingressus: watch this *turns to random girl* hey, how you doin'?
Random girl: *giggles and blushes*
AAAAH!
*Clover, Tygren, and Lucidious screaming*
Ingressus: *bursts through the door* Clover, what's wrong?
Tygren: hey, why did you only ask Clover?
Ingressus: because Clover only screams when it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you want!
Break their bones!
Achillean: Don't break someone's heart. They only have one of those-
Ingressus: BREAK THEIR BONES! THEY HAVE 206 OF THOSE BAD BOYS!!
Dumbest story?
Senn: what's the dumbest way you've hurt yourself?
Clover: I summersaulted from my neighbor's balcony and broke all my bones
Tygren: I set my cookies on fire
Hubris: I stabbed myself with my own sword
Ingressus: I have emotional scars
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect quotes (songs of war)
FanfictionJust a random incorrect quotes book I made to kill time. Warning: swearing. The characters are not mine, they are by squared media. However Clover Sendaris is an oc that is mine. Enjoy reading, my cursed fans!
