Distraction
Val: we need a distraction
Hadion: leave it to me
Hadion: if you skin a fish and put a human in it, you make a mermaid. Discuss.
*Galadar and Zulius immediately start arguing*
May I see your license?
Officer: mister, you were speeding, I'm afraid I have to see your license.
Hadion: just a second officer. *proceeds to pull out an uno reverse card*
Hadion: *sighs* I'm afraid, I have to see your license now.
Officer: just a second. *proceeds to pull another uno reverse card*
Hadion: *gasps* the audacity!
Officer: I'll have to see you and the lady's license now, mister.
Hadion: no officer, it was me! Leave her out of this!
Val: I'll show you my license, officer. *pulls out another uno reverse card*
Officer: *gasps*
Val: I'll have to see your license, officer. Oh I'm sorry, did I say a license? I meant- *pulls out a plus four card* -four.
Three best qualities
Zulius: what are your best qualities
Val: I'm hot, I'm smart, and I cry because I love you guys
Do you have a date?
Galadar: uh, Val, do you have a date for valentines?
Val: yeah, February 14th
Galadar: that's not what I meant-
If I asked you on a date
Galadar: Zulius, I have a great idea.
Zulius: Let's hear it.
Galadar: We trick Hadion and Val to go out on a date together.
Zulius: YES!
Zulius: And hey, if that doesn't work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—
Galadar: *hits Zulius with a book* THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
Baby oil
Galadar: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
Hadion: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Val: It's like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Zulius: Rock also defeats baby.
Why did you kidnap Galadar?
Zulius: Why did you kidnap Galadar!?!?!
Hadion: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...
Val: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Zulius: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!
Giving Zulius flowers
Hadion: You know, Galadar gives Zulius flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Val: Okay.
*Later*
Val: *gives Zulius flowers*
Zulius: ???
Val: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
I am Moana of motunui!
Val: I'm Val
Galadar: I'm Galadar
Zulius: I'm Zulius
Hadion: I'm NoT GaY
Siredian: I AM MOANA OF MOTUNUI!
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect quotes (songs of war)
FanfictionJust a random incorrect quotes book I made to kill time. Warning: swearing. The characters are not mine, they are by squared media. However Clover Sendaris is an oc that is mine. Enjoy reading, my cursed fans!
