Woman 1- I had a fine evening. How was yours?
Woman 2- It was a disaster. My husband came home, at his dinner in three minutes, and fell asleep in 2 minutes! How was yours?
Woman 1- Oh it was great! My husband cam home from work and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. And when we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time their husbands are talking at work.
Man 1- How was your evening?
Man 2- It was good. I came home and dinner was on the table. I ate it and fell asleep. How was yours?
Man 1- I came home and there's no dinner. They cut the electric bill because I forgot to pay it. So I took her out to dinner which was so expensive we didn't have money leftover for a cab. So we walked home which took about an hour and when I got home I remembered there was no electricity do I had to light candles around the house!
