My Mate

when did i become so cold

I woke up to the sound of an giant loudly stomping in the hallway looking for its next victim to torture by waking them up by singing, turns out that it was just my deranged vampire sister Sally loudly singing and prancing in the hallway, waking up father and I up, so I got out of bed to see why she was so excited 'how much do you wanna bet that she's high' Kai said laughing
× probably × I thought and went in to the hallway and gave her a questioning look, "I'm not telling you" she sang reading my mind and pranced off , sighing I slowly walked to my bathroom to get ready for school. For some reason when I started walking past the mirror and the *oh so great and powerful Kai* started counting down
'Three

Two

One'
I'm seriously questioning his sanity, until I looked at myself in the mirror when I started undressing 'look again' Kai said bored, so of course having to obey the feisty cheetah or I would have to face I looked at the mirror again to see a muthafuckin' god in the mirror |if I do say so myself|
I raised my hand and waved the mystery man waved back, me being the weird af neko I am didn't scream until sally came into my room and screamed

"why the hell is there a beautiful man in Jayy's bathroom, I bet he was doin the freaky with the house shaking and all or was that an earthquake" I raised my hand trying to stop her before she started ranting about random shit but It was to late as her eyes widened and once again screamed

"OMFG WERE DEAD WE DIED IN A MEASLY EARTHQUAKE IM TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEE I HAVE SO MUCH TO ACCOMPLISH LIKE GETTING MY BABY TO EAT THE MEATLOAF I MAKE EVERY SUNDAY * which might I add is a little dry* WAIT I GOT OFF TOPIC WHY THE HELL IS HE IN HERE SHIT DID HE KILL JAYY AND TO THINK I WAS ABOUT TO TELL HIM THAT WE ARE GOING TO THE SHELTER AFTER SCHOOL FOR PUPPIES AND KITTENS FOR THE BAES, WAIT DID I SRSLY SAY BAE SHIT I SPEND TO MUCH TIME WITH MY GOSSIPING MINIONS"