HORROR MOVIES [MALE READER INSERT]

Halloween 2007 Part 1

(I'm just gonna go by the assumption that the movie takes place predominantly in 2007, because if not, I'll go fucking insane)

Y/N picks up the phone

Y/N: "Yeah?"

Annie: "Hey dude, it's me."

Y/N: "Oh, hey Annie, how you doin'?"

Annie: "I'm good, man... How are you?"

Y/N: "I'm good, too."

Annie: "Nice... That asshole Paul cancelled our plans again..."

Y/N: "What? That asshole ditched your plans AGAIN? Just dump his ass, I mean, you got better guys to fuck... And plus, he isn't even loyal to you, you know that, you even had me help you get payback for it... And tonight we both have to babysit Lindsey, you got better things to do then fuck him..."

Annie: "Y/N, are you trying to say you wanna date me?"

Y/N: "No- No, I'm not saying THAT... But if you wanted to-"

Annie: "Y/N, I'm not gonna start dating you just cause Paul's a fucking dumbass."

Y/N: "I'm not saying you HAVE to, it's your choice..."

Annie: "But it'd just be weird."

Y/N: "Yeah, yeah, I know it's weird, but come on, it'd be fine, we wouldn't do anything weird together, we could just watch a movie or something, we could just hang out, I mean, It'll only be for one night, and it's still your choice for if you wanna do it or-"

Annie sighs through the phone

Annie: "Fucking, fine! We'll have a little fucking "date" tonight... Okay?"

His eyes widen

Y/N: "O-Oh, okay, thanks... Bye, see ya later, Annie."

He puts the phone up and sighs in relief

Y/N: "I hope I don't fuck this all up..."

He stretches and grabs his bag, walking outside, he sees Laurie walking out of her house, she's walking with her dad, holding an envelope, Y/N walks over to her as she walks away from her dad

Y/N: "Hey, Laurie, how's it going?"

Laurie: "Oh, hey, it's good so far, but I do have to drop this envelope with a key off at some house for my Dad."

Y/N: "Well, at least it's not something stupid, like-"

???: "Hey, Laurie!"

Y/N looks over and sees Tommy

Y/N: "It's Tommy... Damnit..."

Tommy: "Laurie, Y/N, wait up!'

Laurie: "Oh, God... Leave us alone, Tommy!"

Tommy: "Wait up! Definition: Stop walking!"

He catches up to them

Tommy: "Can I ask you something serious?"

Laurie: "Sure, why not?"

Tommy: "Did you ever hear about the Mexican Wolf Man?"

Laurie and Y/N start to laugh

Laurie: "No."

Y/N: "The Mexican what?"

Tommy: "Yeah, well he's real. And his name's Danny, and his face is completely covered with hair. And he likes soccer. I swear it! They showed-"

Laurie: "Okay."

Y/N: "We get it Tommy-"

Tommy: "He's a wolf!"

Laurie: "Tommy, I have no idea what you're talking about."

Y/N: "Lay off the Candy Corn, Kid."

Tommy: "Stop acting like I'm crazy, it's true!"

Laurie: "Tommy, I'm your babysitter, I know this."

She puts her hand on his head and starts to move his head around

Laurie: "You're Crazy, you're crazy!"

They arrive at the Myers house, Y/N stands at the gate

Y/N: "You know, I heard some kid killed his stepfather and sister here, along with the girl's boyfriend... Then later, the mom shot herself... The whole family gone in just a couple months... Had to have screwed with her head, especially being called the Devil's Mother..."

Laurie: "Well, let's put the envelope in there."

Tommy: "What, are you crazy? You can't go in there!"

Y/N chuckles and opens the gate

Y/N: "Oh no, Tommy! I'm gonna step on the spooky house's yard!"

He walks into the yard, Laurie following him

Y/N: "Oh no!!!! I'm on the EVIL property, where Laurie's father is gonna do REAL ESTATE..."

Him and Laurie walk to the door, she puts the key on the porch, before slipping the envelope inside,  but keeping her hand inside of it

Laurie: "Oh no, Tommy! Something's got me!"

Y/N chuckles

Y/N: "Oh no! Ooh, I'm getting possessed by a ghost, Tommy! It says to leave the house! Ooh no!!!"

They both stop and walk down the steps

Y/N: "See, nothing happened... No Boogeymen or even "Danny the Wolfman"..."

They all walk together