Melissa Can't Find A Turkey

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Kingsville Market

Melissa Hoon: *looking for a turkey in the poultry section

Manager: We're out of turkeys, sorry.

Melissa Hoon: What am I supposed to get for Thanksgiving?

Manager: How about this roasted duck?

Melissa Hoon: But I don't want roasted duck.

Manager: Cornish game hen?

Melissa Hoon: I suppose so.

Manager: It's free. Have a nice day.

Melissa Hoon: I wanted a turkey. *leaves*






This story was written on Monday, November 4th, 2024.

A/N No turkeys at the supermarket! A Cornish game hen is good! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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