KFC
South Main St
Middletown, Connecticut
Paige: *black dress, black skirt, and shiny, black thigh high boots, eating a leg and thigh*
Santa Claus: *walks into KFC* Ho Ho Ho!!! Merry Christmas!!!
Paige: Dude, it's November!
Santa Claus: It's never too early to spread some Christmas cheer! Ho Ho Ho!
Paige: Thanksgiving is coming!
Santa Claus: Christmas is officially here! On Dasher.....
Paige: Leave me alone!
Santa Claus: Can I have two Spicy Chicken Sandwiches, potato wedges, and some cole slaw? Ho Ho Ho!
Paige: Okay, that's it! *gets out her melting pen, and pushes the button*
Santa Claus: *melting* Noooooo!!!!!!! *melted*
Paige: That's better!
KFC Employee: *befuddled*
This story was written on Wednesday, November 6th, 2024.
A/N You're a month early, Santa!!! Thanksgiving hasn't come yet!!! Go back to the North Pole, you fat, jolly dude! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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