High School Dxd X Semi-OP Male Reader Harem

First Day as a Devil

Issei had walked into the ORC club room, expecting to see at least one person.

Issei: What's up, you guys?

Only for him to see no one at first as he looks towards the door with the shower and see a clothes line hung up with a girls clothes hung on it as he grabs the bra in shock.

Issei: Woah... Dude, this is totally a bra...! But what's it doing in here?

Issei hears humming as he looks over and hears the shower running.

Issei: I'm totally holding a titty hammock!

His face suddenly contorted into a look of two things. Pain and surprise. The source of Issei's pained expression is revealed to be Koneko behind him, who had hit him in the head with a lobster as she stares at him deadpan.

Koneko: Did ya see anything you like, you big pervert?

Issei turns around, holding the bra while holding the spot where Koneko had hit him.

Issei: It's not what it looks like.

The person taking a shower is revealed to be Asia as she's wrapped in a towel peaking through the door.

Asia: Hey... is that my bra?

Koneko: I think he's gonna put it on and wear it around.

Y/n: What did you say?!

Issei looks at the door to the ORC room and sees Y/n standing there with his eyes covered by his hair as he exudes an aura of murderous intent.

Issei: It was nothing Y/n I swear it was an accident!

Y/n: Issei, you pervert!!!

Y/n leaps at Issei who dodges out of the way as they begin to play ring around the rosies with Y/n chasing Issei around the couch before catching up to him and tackling him behind said couch as Koneko listen to the impacts of punches as he kicks to ever loving fuck out of Issei.

Asia: I'm so sorry... I know I'm a visitor here; I really hate being in the way.

Y/n look up from behind the couch looking at Asia as he has his hands wrapped around Issei's neck as he strangles the life out of him while speaking calmly.

Y/n: Asia, it's really no problem. You're still adjusting to living in this country and being a Devil just like me. Just don't trust Issei. Or any boy in this school other than me or Kiba.

Asia: Well, it won't be for much longer; the President said she'd find me a place to stay before she went to school.

(Cut)

Every member of the ORC, except for Akeno, was now present as Kiba and Y/n play Chess with Koneko sitting on his lap and Asia in her nun outfit while Rias talks with Issei

Issei: Early morning training?

Rias: Your fight with the fallen angels made one thing clear... We need to get you worked up to your peak physical condition as soon as we possibly can.

Issei: Oh. Great.

Rias: We'll come pick you up in the morning. Five sound good?

Issei: No... That's nuts... I mean, that sounds fine. Wait, what do you mean we?

Rias: I asked Y/n to help. If anyone is a good trainer, it's him.

Y/n: Prepare for pain ya perv.

Issei groaned in anticipation of the next day.

Issei: Well... I'm off to pass out flyers.

Y/n: Wait, let me come too.

Issei: Wait, what? Why?