Scene opens on the Goetia Mansion, where Blitzo and Stolas have finished their transactional fucking. Blitzo is shown smoking a cigarette with a bored expression.
Stolas: I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.
It is shown that Stolas has a ball gag around his neck and his hands are tied to the bed.
Blitzo: When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about... [uses cigarette to burn rope, freeing Stolas] but do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin for heads to roll.
Stolas: As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself.
Stolas says the last line in a very patronizing tone of voice while pinching Blitzo's cheek.
Stolas: The Harvest Moon Festival is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath . It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.
Blitzo: Wrath, huh? Some of my employees are from there. I've only been once when I stole Verosika's credit card. I got the impression that it's full of inbred chucklefucks.
Stolas: Oh! Why don't you all join me and Octavia at the festival? I'm training her to take on some of my responsibilities and I know she's taken a fancy to
Y/N-Blitzo: She's not the only one. I'm pretty sure one of the those Cherubs we had to deal with last week wanted to fuck him.
Stolas: All the more reason to get away from work.
We can guarantee you all...Stolas moves under the covers and appears between Blitzo's legs
Stolas: ...Special access.
Blitzo: Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards.
Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly.Stolas: Well, Via had no complaints when Y/N help her in Loo-Loo land
Blitzo: Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway.
Stolas: (Baby voice) Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait.
Blitzy: Oh, fuck my clients!
Cut to Stella calling Strika, who answers with a groggy tone of voice
Strika: Yes, ma'am?
Stella: Strika, there's a small change of plans. My daughter has become more rebellious as of late and I can't get her to listen to me. She's planing to attend the stupid festival with Stolas. I'm not saying I want you to kill her. Just... give her a scare.
Strika: (Sinisterly) Yes, Ma'am.
Cut to you sleeping in a luxurious bed in Verosika's mansion. She is on one side of you while Loona is one the other. You hear a ringtone that sounds like a yapping puppy. Loona groans in annoyance and mutes her phone. A few seconds later, you hear your own ringtone.
You answer your phone
Y/N: What do you want, Blitzo is five in the morning?
Blitzo: Hey, sorry to wake you and Loonie, Y/N.
Verosika, not so much. Anyway, how would you like to visit the Wrath Ring for some Harvest bullshit this year?Y/N: Why not? We've all been working our asses off.
Verosika: Oh baby can I go please I don't really want to be alone for one full day
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RomanceYou are the prince of hell son of Lucifer and Lilith and you are the twin of Charlie you decide to finally start your life and you left the pride ring leaving all your love ones behind for you to start your own life but your life was one of a kind