Chapter 9: The Harvest Moon Festival

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Scene opens on the Goetia Mansion, where Blitzo and Stolas have finished their transactional fucking. Blitzo is shown smoking a cigarette with a bored expression.

Stolas: I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.

It is shown that Stolas has a ball gag around his neck and his hands are tied to the bed.

Blitzo: When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about... [uses cigarette to burn rope, freeing Stolas] but do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin for heads to roll.

Stolas: As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself.

Stolas says the last line in a very patronizing tone of voice while pinching Blitzo's cheek.

Stolas: The Harvest Moon Festival is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath . It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.

Blitzo: Wrath, huh? Some of my employees are from there. I've only been once when I stole Verosika's credit card. I got the impression that it's full of inbred chucklefucks.

Stolas: Oh! Why don't you all join me and Octavia at the festival? I'm training her to take on some of my responsibilities and I know she's taken a fancy to
Y/N-

Blitzo: She's not the only one. I'm pretty sure one of the those Cherubs we had to deal with last week wanted to fuck him.

Stolas: All the more reason to get away from work.
We can guarantee you all...

Stolas moves under the covers and appears between Blitzo's legs

Stolas: ...Special access.

Blitzo: Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards.
Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly.

Stolas: Well, Via had no complaints when Y/N help her in Loo-Loo land

Blitzo: Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway.

Stolas: (Baby voice) Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait.

Blitzy: Oh, fuck my clients!

Cut to Stella calling Strika, who answers with a groggy tone of voice

Strika: Yes, ma'am?

Stella: Strika, there's a small change of plans. My daughter has become more rebellious as of late and I can't get her to listen to me. She's planing to attend the stupid festival with Stolas. I'm not saying I want you to kill her. Just... give her a scare.

Strika: (Sinisterly) Yes, Ma'am.

Cut to you sleeping in a luxurious bed in Verosika's mansion. She is on one side of you while Loona is one the other. You hear a ringtone that sounds like a yapping puppy. Loona groans in annoyance and mutes her phone. A few seconds later, you hear your own ringtone.

You answer your phone

Y/N: What do you want, Blitzo is five in the morning?

Blitzo: Hey, sorry to wake you and Loonie, Y/N.
Verosika, not so much. Anyway, how would you like to visit the Wrath Ring for some Harvest bullshit this year?

Y/N: Why not? We've all been working our asses off.

Verosika: Oh baby can I go please I don't really want to be alone for one full day

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