Me: Welcome back, everyone! It's been a nice break, hasn't it?
Jason: Two weeks. Two, blissful, weeks, of not being traumatized. Now those weeks are over! *dramatically flops on bed that appeared out of nowhere, arm over face*
Leo: *whispers to Piper* He takes after his father.
Piper: *nods* Zeus the Drama Queen.
Annabeth: *joins in the conversation* Technically, his father is Jupiter, Zeus's Roman form.
Leo: Tell us something we don't know, Annie.
Annabeth: Don't you call me-
Me: *cuts her off* Today, we have two special guests, Mitchell from the Aphrodite cabin and Clovis from the Hypnos cabin! Say hi, you two!
Mitchell: *Waves*
Clovis: *snores softly*
Mitchel: ...
Mitchell: *gently grabs Clovis's hand and waves it*
Piper: *cooes* Aww!!
Me: You can say that again! Now, let's get onto the headcanon 'cause I was too lazy to find a fanart!
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Percy: *squints* I can't read it.
Leo: Tell me something I don't know, Water Boy!
Percy: *ignores the Small Latino Elf* Hm... *Gets an idea* Frank! Can you come here for a second!
Frank: *walks over to Percy* Yes?
Percy: Since you are the only person here who doesn't have dyslexia-
Me: *mutters* What am I, a Griever?
Percy: *Ignores me* -you are tasked to read this out loud to us!
Frank: Um...okay. *Clears throat* "Mitchell and Clovis had been secretly dating for about five months before anyone found out. But much to their embarrassment, it was Drew who walked into them making out in cabin 10. They were even more embarrassed when she just laughed and called out 'Use protection' on her way out. But she didn't tell anyone since when an older Aphrodite daughter that left camp already walked in on Drew and Nyssa when they were doing the same thing, she went and revealed them to the camp. She didn't want her younger brother going through what she did."
Jason: *gets up, snapping out of his drama phase* Wait. Drew being nice? Is the world ending?
Piper: I'm more concerned over the fact that I haven't heard of Drew and Nyssa yet.
Percy: *makes a time-out* Wait. Why is Mitchell saying nothing about this?
Annabeth: Because. *points over to where Mitchell and Clovis were sleeping together, leaning on the foot of a couch that also appeared out of nowhere*
