Happy Birthday!!!
Hi, guys! Soooooo it's my Mom's birthday!! This is my birthday present for her! YAAAAY! :D
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In WW2, two babies were born in Ukraine: Baba and Dido or Grandma and Grandpa. Later in life, (as thankfully, they survived) they had a life with two daughters, the oldest one was my aunt and the youngest, my mother. Maman was the student council president (either that or a member of the student council, I dunno) and believe me when I say, in Ukraine back then, the student council was WAY different than the ones at our school nowadays. So basically they were, like, the Avengers. They were allowed to see the scores of their class and Maman was the most feared of the members, which I'm not surprised about, after all, that's where I get my stubbornness from. So anyway, let's skip a few years to college, Galina attended a highly praised Russian school where she focused on her studies and got a good degree. She later met a man who wooed her and she had three beautiful children. Then she, unfortunately, lost the spark and the two divorced. After some time, she moved to Paris, France where she met another man. The two got married and had ME!!! I was born in the City of Looooooooveee! But yeah, the family moved to the USA and we all kinda drifted away. You see, my sister was the BEST sister of all time! But then she stopped. You could always see that, as a family, my brother and sister, well, you could tell they were gonna be the successful ones while I was just gonna be another average joe. But my Mom still made me feel special, and I thank her dearly for that! :) Anyway, the couple divorced with my Mom having to pay the bills by herself and having to take care of all of us at the same time, but we moved and got a sweet deal on this pretty nice house! (the neighbors, however...) But yeah, my brother was in college, and we all got closer as a family. So now, I guess you could say we resemble that tight knit sweater your aunt gave you that's too itchy and that you're probably never gonna wear. But yeah, fun! And that ladies and gentlemen, is my birthday present to mother dearest, this story, on the internet FOREVER MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But yeah I hope she liked it! Bye, guys!!!
-Cat
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