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1. I am Chilean? I GIVE UP! My 'dad' is from Chili and my mom is from Ukraine. But I was born in France so my first language is French xD

2. I am a crazy psychopath. They tried putting me in a mental asylum. I made them go crazy instead. JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING PUT DAT GUN DOWN MAN! I am NOT a psychopath. But my friends MAY disagree a tiny bit. (I almost wrote butt. CrazyNala2681 suits me)

3. I AM AN ANIME LOVER! If you've seen any of my other books you would understand. Meow. (TAKE THAT VENUS!)

4. I will jump in front of a bullet to save a friend. I'm NOT kidding. Put that gun down. 

5. I want to join a gang. Seriously, that's on my bucket list.

6. I usually base my books on people I know. In my book Icha Icha Paradise I based Moyoyo on a boy named Peter, I based Rina on a girl named Emily, Linoa on a girl named Yukiko, and Namako on a boy named Jackson. So yeah.

7. I love cats. I will destroy the world for them.

8. I'm good at singing?

9. My closest friends are the ones that try to keep me from destroying the world for cats.

10. I like marshmellows. You take 'em. You die. I TOLD YOU IM KIDDING WHERE DO YOU KEEP ON GETTING THOSE GUNS MAN?!?!

11. I have weird catchphrases. My most common one is "Ya know?" Others include "Awesomesauce", "HAPPINESS AND AWESOMENESS!", "Pudding cup", "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!", and "WHATTHEFREAKINCHEESECAKEWITHKETCHUP,MUSTARD,ANDACHERRYONTOP?" That one I don't use often.

12. My friends (plural) and I are trained in the ancient art of improv comedy. Beware or you shall find your tombstone saying "Died of laughter" 

13. My friend (singular) and I are very um........open minded? Hehe NEXT!

14. I had three older siblings. The list from youngest to oldest its Nataliya, Pierre, and the oldest Roxolanna.

15. My oldest sister died when she was born. That was hard information to swallow when my mom told me.

16. When I was in 5th Grade I got into All-State Chorus 

17. I nearly died in a street. Thing is that I had accidentaly dropped my IPod and a truck was approching so I risked it all and I jumped to save my IPod. I am happy to say that both me and my IPod survived and I am not a ghost who possessed a random girl to type this out.

18. My favorite color is silver.

19. My favorite comidian is Gabriel Iglesies.

20. My favorite movie is . . . The Wolf Children!!!! Best movie EVER!!!!! 

So yeah! That was the first chapter of my book of AWESOMESAUCE!!! Gotta thank  Lumiere_over_me for nominating me for this challenge! Hope you like it!

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