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November with a side of no

You may think that the title is a play on words for the upcoming Thanksgiving season, but that is far from it as my friend said "November with a side of no." I did not come up with this title, but would like to thank Hannah for the excellent suggestion as I guess I should explain why November is the second-best month of the year. 

Reason Number One: Fall break

Now, some people get an entire week off from school while others get only Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday (at least if you're in the United States 🦅). But I would just like to say that while on fall break, you don't have many expectations (unless your teacher is a jerk). Thankfully, I decided to take electives this year to get my degree (yes, I'm old) so my professors will likely not give me a lot of homework. I can stay up late because I don't have school in the morning like most days, which is a big plus. 

Reason Number Two: Food.

Reason Number Three: Elections (this is controversial)

If you are a legal adult citizen of the United States, you can vote! You can make your opinion on whatever stupid issue really counts. Or not. Your choice. Nobody is forcing you.

Reason Number Four: The school year is almost over

Though it feels like one of the last laps in Mario Kart, at least you can count down the weeks until the semester is over with all of your friends....if you have any. 

Reason Five: Black Friday

This can actually be a very scary time of year (more scary than Halloween) because crazies invade the stores to get deals on things that they will probably return. However, if you have an auntie or a crazy friend of your mom's, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Reason Six:

Delicious food

Reason Seven: Car rides are good

Reason Eight: also food

Reason Nine: I'm hungry and can't think of any more reasons