Re:Zero in another world as a normal boy

Sanctuary

Double upload in less than 2 days shocking I know

Y/N POV

Echidna: Or perhaps you would know me better as the Witch of Greed?

*Y/N stared at her with a dumb stare, Maki had a blank look and Subaru seemed a bit worried*

Echidna: Please, it hurts to see you look so alarmed by me despite who I am I'm still a tender young maiden you know

Y/N: Yeah tender

*Y/N rubs his hands as licked his lips, Maki just gave him a weird look as he just shrugs*

Y/N: I was aiming at a sus joke like what guys do with each other but since you're a woman it didn't land...

Subaru: You guys done? Look there's no way I'm not going to be alarmed when you tell me you're the Witch of Greed the moment we meet

Y/N: Facts

Maki: Mhm

Echidna: I see that's a fair point

Maki: So I best point out the obvious what is this place? We were just in some dark ruins temple thing a moment ago when did you move us?

Echidna: Unfortunately, you're mistaken you guys weren't physically moved anywhere you were merely invited to my tea party

Subaru: Tea party?

Y/N: What the sigma

Echidna: A witch's tea party are you three going to stand there forever? Why don't you guys at least sit down before the tea gets cold?

Subaru: Oh damn it all right fine!

Y/N: What? Who called you group leader to make decisions for us?!

Maki: Let's just go

*Y/N sighed as they went over and sat down as Subaru swallowed the tea in one gulp as Maki took a sip as Y/N shakes his head*

Y/N: I'm not that low to drink something as disgusting as this... nasty

Maki: It's just tea why?

Y/N: I forgot to mention it's-

Echinda: A body fluid of mine

*Subaru began to hit the table as Maki felt disgusted as Echinda giggled*

Subaru: What the hell did you just make me drink?!

Maki: That's disgusting I feel like throwing up... oh gosh...

Y/N: I'm not a degenerate I mean I make dumb jokes and act to put it bluntly a dumbass but I don't want to drink this I have standards but I guess we best drink the whole damn thing... you to Maki

Maki: Do I really have to?

Y/N: Yes as this tea does something

Echinda: Aren't you quite smart how do you know this?

Y/N: Don't play dumb with me you might be fine and well attractive but I'm smart enough to know you're very well unironically... greedy

*Y/N slapped his face and drank the tea as Maki soon followed swallowing it while as she began to get shivers*

Y/N: Gross that could be anything from piss, saliva... discharge ew

Maki: Please shut the hell up don't make me think about it

Echinda: You three are awfully brave gulping down tea served by a witch in one gulp despite two of you hesitating you three are truly a fascinating bunch you're standing right here in front of me as if it's normal