'The Ramblings Of A Lunatic'

'Apocalypse'

"Our love story could be kind of gory, far from boring. We'd meet at a post-apocalypse. Yeah, I'd be slowly walking in a group stalking you, you'd be the only man alive that I could not resist."

I know it's horrible to wish for an apocalypse, to wish such pain on the world; but I cannot help it if you are a part of it. Me and you, my zombie destroyer and I, we'd live through any apocalypse. I want to spend the apocalypse with you by my side, your gun in your hand as we stare down at the passing hordes. The apocalypse, the end of the world, Doomsday, it all doesn't seem that horrible if you're surviving with me.

"You'd be hiding in a second floor apartment, knocking all the stairs down to save your life from the undead. Double-barrel shotgun taking out the slow ones, then you'd see the passion burning in my eye and I'd keep my head."

Sure, it's cheesy to say that you'd look down right stunning in the apocalypse, but it's just the pure cheesy truth. I don't know why I'm so wrapped up in the apocalypse, so wrapped up in the thought of you covered in the undead's blood; shooting them down without mercy, but I am. I'm wrapped up in the thought of you saving not only yours, but my life time and time again. I'd be, without any doubt, utterly oblivious throughout the apocalypse. Whether that be because I walked into a terribly swarmed area without noticing, or because I wasn't paying much attention to my surroundings. Even if it sounds idiotic, I'd know you'd be there to save my dumb behind.

"Then all of your friends they'd try to kill us, but only because they'd be jealous that our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's."

If I had to pick one person to survive the apocalypse, it'd be you without any hesitation. If I'd have to deal with the Hell of an apocalypse, I'd want it to be with your hand in mine, side by side. It doesn't seem that scary, it doesn't seem that bad with you there beside me. You comfort me, make me feel at home wherever I go, you are my safe place. I'd want that feeling of comfort, home, safety, and love throughout the apocalypse. You are my zombie destroyer, my apocalypse pal', my vampire slayer, my Doomsday lover.

"Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain, I'd just want your heart."