Helluva Time PILOT MOVIE

A Hellish Detour

The figure had opened the window with his magic, giving him the opportunity to let himself in. Byakuya groaned as he saw who it was.

Byakuya: [Sighs] What are you doing here, Alastor?

Alastor: I'm just here to see how my new favorite person is doing!

Byakuya: [Sighs] I'm fine. What do you want?

Alastor: Well, since you're new around here, I wanted to asked if you wanted a tour around hell! You know, to get you acquainted with everyone around here?

Byakuya: No, I just want to--

Alastor: Wonderful! Let's get going! [Grabs Byakuya's arm]

Byakuya: Wait-- WOAH!!!

Alastor had dragged Byakuya outside, back into the fiery inferno of Hell.

Alastor: This may take a while, but I'll try to make this as quick and fun as possible! Please fasten your seatbelts and please enjoy your trip through this fiery wonderland we call home! Welcome to your very new home that's oh so swell!
Get to know the people you'll soon know oh so well!
This might not be the best right now, but there's no need to dwell!
Now sit back and enjoy the ride as I welcome you to Hell!

Alastor grabbed Byakuya's arm and started dragging him around the bustling streets of Hell.

Alastor: Here in this town we all adore!
Look and see no one here is ever bored!
My friend, you're gonna live here, hope you don't mind the smell!
Now look around, take in the sights as I welcome you to Hell!

Alastor grabbed Byakuya's arm again and dragged him over the a jewelry shop, where a pink, short, and chubby demon was.

Alastor: You're gonna love it here, I promise! Everyone here is amazing! Well, they did commit crimes such as murder, rape, theft, and terrorism, but they're not so bad once you get to know them!

Byakuya: Umm.

Pink Jewel Demon: Welcome little cute boy, a gem!
You'll enjoy your stay here, so do not dwell!

She put a pearl necklace around Byakuya's neck.

Pink Jewel Demon: You're gonna live everyone you see, except maybe for them...

She pointed towards a few druggies in an alleyway, who were currently shooting up. The sight of this caused Byakuya to cringe.

Pink Jewel Demon: But you will sure get used to it more as we welcome you to Hell!

Alastor grabbed Byakuya's arm again and they started running across the street, but they were stopped by a grey skinny demon popping out of the sewer.

Grey Sewer Demon: This place you're in is sure a blast!
Kinda like the rock currently shoved up my ass!
But unlike you, I like it in there, so there's no need to dwell!
Maybe you can do it too as we welcome you to Hell!

Byakuya: [Backs away] Umm... No thanks..

Alastor: [Grabs Byakuya's arm again] We're not done yet! Let's keep going!

He dragging Byakuya across the rest of the street and over to the front of a nightclub, where a large, brown, muscly demon stopped them.

Brown Bouncer Demon: Down here in hell is a big nightclub!
This thing is better than your average drinking pub!
I think you're cool, I think you're hip, I think you're really swell!
I'm sure you'll make a lot of friends as we welcome you to Hell!

Alastor: This is what it means to be a demon!

Alastor dragged Byakuya in the middle of the road, where they were suddenly surrounded by street performers.

All Demons: Welcome to your very new home that's oh so swell!

Alastor: It's great, is it not?!

All Demons: Get to know the people you'll soon know oh so well!

Alastor: This might not be the best right now, but there's no need to dweeeeeeeeeell!

All Demons: Now sit back and enjoy the ride as we welcome you to Heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll!!!!

Alastor ended the song with a bow as the street performers left.

Alastor: [Looks up at Byakuya] So?

Byakuya: [Stunned] Umm...

Alastor: Aww! You liked the song so much, that you can't even talking! [Cups Byakuya's face] Aww! How cute! Anyway, I better get a move on! Can't keep her majesty waiting at the castle! Bye!

And with that, Alastor walked away whilst whistling, leaving behind a stunned Byakuya.