Chapter 3 - monkeys against humanity

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They all stood at the top of tilted towers, gazing in the distance until Oprah Winfrey spotted something in the distance. Was that... the battle bus..? And it was getting closer and closer!

Hitler leaned out of the window and shouted "move out the way boys!", giving them an evil grin as he grabbed skibidi toilet by the neck. "Keep driving, you stupid fucking toilet!" He growled, while Thomas r. Martin held skibidi toilet at gun point.

"Watch out gang, I got this." Marie said , "viktor, stand by! Looks like you've got a big meal incoming. Order up!". Marie grabbed the battle bus and crushed it between her gorgeous amazing slim beautiful fingers, forcing Thomas R. Martin, Babar Patel, Big Justice and skibidi toilet to jump out last minute and glide down to safety. Leaving Hitler trapped inside.

"Oh yes! Looks tasty" Said Viktor, after he regurgitated Big Chungus and opened his mouth, motioning Marie to hand over the battle bus.

"Easy peasy lemon squeezy" said Marie, handing the battle bus to Viktor. "Well team, I think we learnt a valuable lesson today" said Roberto.

"Dont let Oliver in charge of driving the battle bus?" Said nettspend, giggling.

"Nett!" They all laughed in unison ; excluding Logan because his poor soul had no bloody idea what was going on and who these people were. He just wanted to go home and play hardcore Minecraft!

Suddenly, there was a loud rumble from the ground and everything went pitch black. Slowly, a large stage rose from below, decorated with rainbow strobe lights. On the platform stood 4 shadowy figures.

To be continued

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