Logan fell further and further down into the volcano. It seemed like it would never end! Until suddenly, Logan landed on some dried molten rock with a loud thud. "Ow... my buttocks..." said Logan, rubbing on his bum.
Suddenly he heard a voice come from behind him. "Uhm.. hello? Who are you?" said someone. Logan turned around to see Solomon from obey me standing there : he was covered in black soot head to toe. "Can I bloody help you mate?" Said Logan.
"Yes you can actually. Me and Peely need help" explained the sorcerer, "me and peely were visiting a cat cafe when a strange talking cat led us here ; throwing us down this volcano where we've been stuck here for days. Granny lurks here, and she'll kill you in the most merciless ways if she finds you."
Logan stared at Solomon blankly, "so where's peely then? OI peely come out of hiding mate!". As he said that, peely emerged from a corner, trembling. "Peely, go back on watch for me. Trust us Logan, you do NOT want to get caught by granny..." Solomon whispered, his lip quivering as he spoke.
"Whatever." Logan rolled his eyes, this was getting rediculous. First of all Kim Jong Un pretending to be him, to seeing a VERY unpopular 'boy band', to meeting a talking cat and now this? What was going on.. what was he getting himself in to?
Logan walked further into the volcano.
"I can see you... do you want to play hide and seek?..." came a sinister voice from behind him. Logan whipped his head around to see Granny, her bat raised — about to knock Logan out. Before he could react, Granny hit Logan hard on the head and dragged his limp, unconscious body down deep into the volcano.
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While he'd been knocked out, Roberto was struggling to get himself free. He was chained up tightly to a spiky chair, the blunt spikes poking him in the bum. They weren't sharp enough to hurt, but sharp enough to provide him with discomfort.
Suddenly he heard someone enter the room be was being kept. "GRANNY YOU OLD BAT! LET ME OUTTA HERE!" Roberto shouted angrily, until his eyes lay upon Logan's unconscious body.
"Woah... you gonna make me have sex with his dead body? That's pretty weird man... I mean I wouldn't refuse it.. but like ew that's so weird. I don't really mind if you make me though. Well I actually do. Well- no, but honestly maybe? No... nonono...", it was very obvious Roberto was leading into insanity : of he didn't get out sooner or later he'd go ape shit.
Granny stared at him blankly, unamused, before throwing Logan's body over to him.
It took a while for Logan to wake up again. And when he did, he began to cry. Tears fell silently down his cheeks ; all Logan wanted to do was go home and play Minecraft. Logan looked up to see granny standing there, dancing her lil cotton socks off — as if trying to taunt Logan.
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"You..." Logan whispered angrily, before shouting, "YOU MONSTER!" But granny ignored him and kept busting a move. "Logan.." Roberto whispered, "it's okay baby... I'll get us out of here-". Suddenly, the wall behind them exploded. Was that the imposter from among us? He's here to save the day!
"Guys come on, come with us on our space ship." The imposter said, before wrapping his long tongue around them both and snatching them away, taking them to the crew ship.
"But what about solomon and peely-" shouted Logan, before being cut off by the loud screech of the rusty metal doors closing behind them.
