I keep a notes page on my phone called "The Quotebook." These are quotes my my husband and I have deemed exceptionally funny/ridiculous. My husband is the best thing that has ever come into my life. I am fully convinced that I would be dead by now if I hadn't met him when I did. He's almost as weird as I am, and is very patient with my insanity. Here are some of our quotes (my husband is "Q"):
Me: Peas, I fucking love peas. I FUCKING LOVE PEEEEEAAAAAS.
Q: Yeshhhhhh
Me: What if I'm dead on Monday
Q: I'm just trying to enjoy my pizza. Am I a joke to you?
(For some context on this one, I had a surgery coming up on that Monday. He was not mad, it was a deafeated "I'm just trying to enjoy my pizza")
Q: yeah, but your ear is protruding...
Me: and my bellybutton is intruding.
Q: I mean, kinda.
Q: Run bebeh, run!
Me: I'm trying! I'm in these shitty ass flipper sandals my grandma got me..... I forgot the name for slippers.
Me: our assholes are gonna be Baja blastin the toilet.
Q: This rat is Jesus
Me: Tbh, this rat is older than Jesus. Jesus died pretty young.
Q:Jesus ain't got nothin on this rat.
Q: A shart is pretty forgiving 🤷♂️
Me: A shart is not forgiving. It's still shitting your pants.
Me: If we were penguins, you'd have to incubate my egg.
This is a small example of our relationship. Us saying/doing weird things to each other all the time while we hang out. The other day, I tried to stick my toes up his nose. I am a toddler.
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