If You Put an Assassin in High School...

If you put an assassin in high school, she might...

- Karate chop a teacher

- Start an epic food fight

- Dye her annoying best friend's hair green

- Have a fight with the Miss Popular of the school over something stupid

- Keep on dropping hints toward who she really is

- Make the enemy fall in love with her

- Do something unmentionable

Crystal Daye is the youngest assassin for a group who is allies with the CIA. She learns that her new mission requires her to pretend to go to Meadowbrooke High as a student, alongside her insane assistant/BFF named Misty. Soon she gets into crazy fights, knocks out a teacher, and learns that there is a such thing as a colossal squid (the hard way), all while keeping up her grades. Will Crystal survive the craziness of her life?

Will Misty EVER ride a unicorn/pegasus hybrid?!