New Girl: South Park x Reader

South Park High

You crunched through snow and dead leaves to a nearby bus stop for your new school, South Park High School. Unlike the other four times you had done this, you were somewhat excited about attending this new school. You were sure Kyle and Kenny went to South Park High, considering there wasn't another school for miles. You sighed and stopped next to the bus stop sign. You looked down at your watch. 8:00. Thirty minutes before school started. You dug your feet into the snow and planted yourself, closing your eyes and letting the silence comfort you.

"Uh... Hi." You were snapped out of your trance. You whipped around to see a tall boy with a red and blue hat on, a brown coat, and black hair. He awkwardly smiled.

"Hi! I, uh, didn't hear you walk over here." You said, returning his strange grin.

"Sorry to startle you." He crammed his hands deep into his pockets.

"Oh, no problem." You waved your hand in a don't-worry-about-it motion.

"Normally there isn't anybody else except me and my friends at this bus stop." He scratched the back of his neck.

"Oh, that's because I'm new. I'm (Y/N)." You stuck your hand out.

"Stan. I think my friend was talking about you earlier." Stan took your hand and shook it gently while you gave him somewhat of a sideways look. "You're going to SPH?" He asked, once again shoving his hands into his pockets.

"Yeah, I'm a junior." You replied. Stan's face lit up slightly.

"Oh! So are me and my other three friends! They'll be here pretty soon, I think they-"

"GOD DAMN IT KAHL I AM NOT FAT!! I AM BIG FUCKIN' BONED!!!" You turned in the direction of the scream to see a round boy with a red hat and jacket to match his face.

"Whatever, fatass." You recognized Kyle from yesterday, flipping the larger kid off. He turned to you and smiled.

"Hey! (Y/N)! What's up?" He trotted over to you and stood next to you, bumping you on the shoulder slightly. You smiled and bumped him back.

"Not much, just waiting." Kyle looked over at Stan.

"Hey, Stan, this is the new girl I was talking about!" Kyle said energetically. The round boy walked in front of you and stood in between you and Stan.

"The one with the nice a-"

"CARTMAN!!" Kyle screamed. His face was bright red. You laughed a little and looked around.

"Where's Kenny?" You asked Kyle. He opened his mouth but before he could say anything an orange arm shot out and pushed him out of the way.

"Looking for me, doll?" Kenny snaked his arm around your waist again and pulled your body towards him. "I didn't get to finish what I started yesterday..." He once again leaned in towards your face. A green-gloved hand wrapped around Kenny's face from behind and pulled him away from you.

"Once again, I apologize." Kyle gave Kenny a little smack on the face and pushed him away. He walked over stood next to the round boy, mumbling something about Kyle trying to steal his woman. Stan laughed a little and pointed at the round boy.

"This is Cartman. Cartman, that's (Y/N)." Cartman glanced at you, grunted, then stared forward. You smiled awkwardly and waved.

"So, (Y/N), do you know what your classes are yet?" Kyle asked.

"No, I haven't gotten my schedule yet. They'll probably give it to me when I get to the school."
You breathed on your hands and rubbed them together.

"I can show you where the office is." Kenny offered.

"I feel like we'll all get on your bad list of we let Kenny take you. I'll take you." Stan said, nodding slightly. Kenny glared at Stan.