☆exo rants★

tHRoW mE iN a DiTCh aNd cAlL mE sTaCy :-)

hELLLOOOOOOOOO MY FELLOW HU-MANS :-)
IM REEEEEAAALLLYYYY SORRY THAT I HAVENT UPDATED IN A LONG AŠŠ TIME BUT SCHOOL AND SCHOOL AND INTERNET AND SM F OFF AND TAOS MIXTAPE AND GOT7 BEING CREEPY AND SNSD TURNING TF UP AND SISTAR AND OTHERS AND MOTHER FUDGING LOVE ME RIGHT!!!

I MEAN SERIOUSLY!! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO UPDATE WHEN IM SLOWLY COMING BACK TO LIFE?!!

jeez some people....*tsk*

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ok so firstly, I'm going to start raging about the picture of mr. oh-I'm doing this because I want people to hate me-sehun...now, what I need to understand is wHY??!!! WHY THE HECKLE WOULD YOU DO THAT HUH?!! WHYYYYYYY???!!!! I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MIGHT BE TIRED AND SWEATY AND FUDGING NASTY AF BUT THAT DOESNT GIVE YOU A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE TO DO THAT OK LITTLE ONE?! good.

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now I know that got7 have nearly nothing to do with exo but stfu I'm the writer here ok?

great. :-)

I'm just going to start now :-)

oK SO BAMBAM NEEDS TO ACTUALLY CALM THE FUDGENIPPLES DOWN BC I WASNT READY OR PREPARED FOR THAT MANLY VOICE CHANGE ITS JUST NOT ALRIGHT!!

AND FFS WHY ARE YOU CREEPIN ON 9 YEAR OLDS??!! I KNOW THAT YOU PROBABLY MEAN IT IN A NON CREEPY AF WAY BUT ITS STILL CREEPY...

IS ANYONE ELSE IN LOVE WITH THAT LITTLE DANCE THAT THEY DO AT THE "OOOH OOOOOOOH" WHATEVER PART AND IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT BUT ITS CUTE SO

I LOVE HOW THEY DID A DANCE PRACTICE CREEPY BOYFRIEND VERSION BC IDK IT GAVE ME LIFE

BUT MY SISTER WAS ROASTING JB SAYING THAT HE WAS, and I quote, "trying to hard to look and be cute." WELL YOU KNOW WHAT LUCY, PĪSS TF OFF M8 YOURE NOT WELCOME ANYWHERE NEAR ME ANYMORE UNTIL YOU APOLOGISE TO ME AND GOT7 AND JB BC ITS NOT NICE TO ROAST PPL

only I can do that :-)

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nOW, THE MOMENT YOUVE ALL PROBABLY NOT BEEN WAITING FOR AND IDGAS BC I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT OK IM 9

LOVE ME RIGHT

WAS SO FUDGING GREAT I CRIED WHEN IT WAS RELEASED AND THEN I CRIED AT BREAK TIME AND FASHION CLASS AT SCHOOL BC I HATE MY LIFE AND THEN I EMOTIONALLY ATE WHILST SCREAMING AT MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HOW TAO WAS M.I.A AND THATS NOT DOING ANYTHING GOOD TO MY MENTAL HEALTH AT ALL! AND SEHUN FINALLY GOT MORE LINES SO I CRIED BC PROGRESS AND XIUMIN W/ GLASSES G2G AND LAY WTF WHERE IS UR SHIRT YOUNG MAN?! I MEAN IM REAALLLLLYYYY HAPPY IN A NON CREEPY WAY THAT HE ISNT WEARING ONE BUT COME ON, NOT INFRONT OF THE KIDS!! AND SUHO DANCING LIVE GAVE ME GOOSENIPS[aye poods ;)] AND FUDGING CHANYEOL NO THANKS AND BAEKHYUN IS DOING BAD THINGS TO MY HEALTH AND KAI HAS NO CHILL WHATSOEVER(is that even a word) AND CHEN FUDGE YES AND KYUNGSOO HITTING THOSE HIGH NOTES OMG HE KILLED IT

BRB CANT BREATHE

OMG AND THE MVS KILLED MY LUNGS

AND FUK

EXO IN FOOTBALL UNIFORMS

KILL ME NOW

JUST STAB ME BC IM NUMB INSIDE SO IDGAF ANYMORE

#exomakesmeemo

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that should trend

but it won't bc no one gives a fudgenip about me tbh so...

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a/n~ I'd just like to thank my lovely gay af boyfriend ashley for putting up with my many fangirl fits and all the physical and mental pain I have done to him some on accident some bc kpop...

this is probably the longest rant I've written so far and it's like 2-something-am idk I don't own a clock..*sigh*

WELL

bYe

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