☆exo rants★

my dog is choking omg

XD ^^^^ the title is tru omg she's just like hacking up air, her lungs and probably some organs too

anyways,

ok so I nEED you guys to watch this video so that you know what I'm talking about

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so fIRST OFF

TAO SOUNDS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMO IM ACTUALLY SHOVING MY WHOLE LEG INTO MY MOUTH

NO JOKES

XIUMIN SOUNDS SO CUTE!!! ^.^

I'm just sitting there awing (lol idk) at him!!

AND KYUNGSOO IS ME WHEN I WAS IN CHOIR XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

AND SEHUNS VOICE THO

I MEAN

COME

ON

PPL

WHY

CHANYEOL IS ROCKING THAT VOICE THO

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AND WHY IS LAY ME

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lol I can't remember anymore XD

so, how are you guys??

I know you won't reply but a girl can only try (lol that rhymes)

*dramatic sigh*

NOBODY LOVES ME IM GOING TO BE ALONE FOREVER AND IM GOING TO OWN 5MILLION CATS BUT I WONT LIKE IT BC IM ALLERGIC TO CATS SO ILL BE ALL ITCHY AND RED AND UGLY AND THEN ILL MOVE TO KOREA AND ILL BE ALL OLD AND WRINKLY AND THE OLD BUT STILL FUDGING HOT AF EXO MEMBERS WILL LAUGH AT ME BC IM UGLY AND THEN ILL FLY BACK TO AUSTRALIA AND START MY OWN CHICKEN FARM TO REMIND MYSELF OF THE OLD YET SEXY KIM JONGIN BUT THEN ILL GET HUNGRY AND EAT ALL THE CHICKENS SO THEN ILL BE FAT, UGLY, ITCHY, RED AND OLD!! AND THEN ILL DIE TRYING TO CLIMB UP THE STAIRS BC STAIRS ARE TIERING!!!

*sobs*

-a ded binch