England vs. Edward

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Edward: *Uses alchemy to make a pot*

England: Is that magic?

Edward: No, it's alchemy. 

England: Oh, is it a type of magic?

Edward: No! Alchemy has a law, equivalent exchange!

Alphonse: Brother! It's alright!

England: *Looks to Alphonse* You're his older brother right? I don't think that this magician can fit in that suit, he is too small.

Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL?!!! *makes a cage around England*

England: I'm the United Kingdom! Get me out of here!

Alphonse: Brother, let him out!

Edward: Al! He called me small! Of course I'm not going to let him out!

England: *Chuckles* Fine, I'll get out myself. *Gets out magic wand and makes the cage disappear*

Alphonse: Brother, he used magic!

Edward: I can see that, Al.

England: See, my magic is too strong for your *quotation's it* Alchemy. See *makes drawing to summon Russia*

Edward: That's a transmutation circle!

England: *Chants* Dumble-Dora-thee-Explora! *Russia appears*

Russia: You called?

Edward: *Shocked*

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