Cupcakes and Secrets - hatehugs! (shrimpo X goob)

cupcake madness

shrimpo pov!

UGH! WHY? WHYY WHY WHYYYYYYY....!? I HATE EVERYONE HERE!

AND EVERYTHING!

Finn keeps making his stupid fish jokes and it annoys the hell out of me! I'm not even a fish. IM A SHRIMP!

I go outside my room checking to see if anyone was there. Nope. I go into the kitchen and see the cupcakes Sprout and Cosmo made. It does look nice... Maybe no one would mind if I take a tiny small bite?

Nobody would know it was me anyway. After all I hate everything. I grab a cupcake and eat it. It's actually really nice... 

"Hey there Shrimpy!"

UGH DANG IT. I GOT CAUGHT.

now I need to make an excuse...

"Can I have one?"

Huh..?

I turn around and see a certain toon. It's Goobs.

"Shrimpy gimme one!"

"IM NOT SHRIMPY!"

"I won't tell anyone if you gimme one", he says looking at me innocently.

"FINE! JUST- JUST DONT TELL ANYONE!"

I give him one just one cupcake. And I take another one for me.

"Yummy!"

Uh. Did he just inhale the cupcake..?

"There is no way you ate that already.", I say looking at him up and down. 

"Uhh yes I did!", he says smiling.

"Look at me eat another one!"

He uses his arms and grabs another cupcake. And puts it in his mouth.

And the weird part is...

HE ATE THE WRAPPER!?

"WHY DID YOU EAT THE WRAPPER-?"

"Huh?", he says confused.

"You are NOT supposed to eat the wrapper...", I say looking at him.

"Whyyyy...", he whines.

He grabs another cupcake and looks at the wrapper curious.

"Ugh.. don't eat all the cupcakes or we'll get CAUGHT!"

"Just one..?", he says while giving me THAT look again.

It's like he knows how cute he is and is using it to his advantage!

WHY DID I TAKE THAT CUPCAKE!?

"F-FINE! JUST DON'T EAT THE WRAPPER THIS TIME..."

"Yayy!"

He takes the cupcake but he stops and looks at me.

"Uhh how do you remove the wrapper?"

I can't help it. I start to laugh. He has hands like that and he doesn't know how to remove the wrapper?

He looks at me smiling.

I stop laughing.

Well this is awkward.

He gives me the cupcake and stares at me.

Why did he give it to me? Does he want me to eat it?

"Shrimpy can you remove the wrapper for me?"

Oh. That's what he wanted. 

I remove it and give it to him. I go and grab another cupcake for me to eat, it was the last one so maybe the plan about Comso and Sprout never noticing failed but it wasn't my fault!

They didn't HAVE to make the cupcakes that delicious. So it's THEIR fault! And Goobs! Why did he have to walk in on me?

Goob stares at me enviously. Well not at me. The cupcake.

"YOU ALREADY ATE ALMOST EVERYTHING!"

UGHH GOOBS IS WORSE THAN TOODLES!

"I- I just want one..."

NO NO NOT THAT LOOK...

HOW DOES SCRAPS SURVIVE WITH THIS EVERY DAY!?

"FINE! TAKE IT!", I say shoving the cupcake into his hands.

He gobbles the last one up.

I hear noises. Oh shit.

I look at Goob who is still munching loudly. 

"SHUSH!", I grab him and pull him down.

"Sprout I hear noises. Do you think someone stole the cupcakes again?"

OH SHIT OH SHIT! I SHOULDN'T HAVE STAYED HERE SO LONG!

"Eh- I don't think so I don't see anyone."

YES THANK YOU SPROUT.

Huh. That's weird. I don't say thank you to ANYONE! What's wrong with me today? First laughing and now this? I can't be turning nicer can I?

Cosmo finally leaves after what seems forever...

I get up and look at Goob. He's still sitting down with a smile on his face.

"Get up idiot..."

"You almost made me get caught!", I say looking at him.

He's still smiling. Sometimes I don't know what's wrong with that guy.

Today was kinda fun though...

What am I saying? I need to go to the mental hospital tomorrow...

I'm pretty sure Goob should go too. He looks like he swallowed a happy pill or something.

I think I'm going to write a hate letter tomorrow too.

And I know I'm definitely going to write one to Goob.

About how much I hate him of course...

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authors note :

Sorry for the short chapter but I hope you like it! I'll try to update often!