Cupcakes and Secrets - hatehugs! (shrimpo X goob)

a bad liar

(shrimpy the shrimpy's pov!)

How can Goob be THIS-

Well, I mean. THIS bad at lying?

At first, it made me want to go ballistic and laugh my head off, but I- I don't do that.

That's just not me.

Anyways... after Toodles said Sprout was a bad detective, I'm pretty sure Sprout almost killed her.

And I am also pretty sure Rodger saved her.

But unluckily, since Rodger actually is a good detective, he said there were probably two culprits (or more) who ate the missing cupcakes.

I need to plan my funeral later today because SINCE Rodger is such a good detective, he thinks that Goob will probably spill who his accomplice was.

Which he definitely will.

So either I have to steal a wrench from Dandy's stupid shop and hit Goob 53 times on the head until he passes out and gets a coma and eventually dies with Scraps crying her eyes out and burying him in the graveyard there is NO way they won't find out.

Because Goob (no matter what he says) is a WORSE liar than freaking Toodles. Which is a bad comparison cuz damn that toon can lie.

I once saw Toodles stealing Teagan's makeup. I decided to blackmail her with this piece of information but she somehow managed to hypnotize me into thinking she never stole the makeup in the first place which is surprisingly weird because she WAS WEARING the lipstick the entire time.

So, I guess Goob is a WORSE liar than freaking Gigi.

Yeah, that comparison is okay...

BUT IT STILL DOESNT HELP ME WITH THE FACT THAT GOOB WILL PROBABLY SLIP OUT THAT I ATE CUPCAKES WITH HIM SO RIGHT NOW I NEED TO GET THAT FREAKING WRENCH AND FREAKING HIT GOOB ON THE HEAD 53 TIMES UNTIL HE PASSES OUT AND GETS A COMA AND EVENTUALLY DIES AND SCRAPS BURIES HIM-

Okay Shrimpo breathee...

You can get the wrench later...

After Scraps stops glaring at you.

Which I don't know why she's doing.

It's like she's reading my thoughts.

Unless... Goob TOLD HER! THAT LITTLE STUPID CRAFT!

But it doesn't look like she knows. She's definitely glaring at me, though...

"Shrimpo... Did you eat the cupcakes with my brother?", she says smirking at me.

"WHAT NOO! EWW! COSMOS AND SPROUTS CUPCAKES SUCK-"

Goob must have told her. There was no other way. 

"Ohkay, you know...  you're a pretty bad liar too!", she says walking off skipping.

I sneak over to the sides of the 'investigation room' and try to overhear what they're saying. The window was open halfway, so it wasn't that hard.

"Goob if you tell us who your accomplice is, we'll let you go and better yet we'll tell Scraps that you weren't the one who ate it, and it was just your accomplice.", Rodger says with a stern voice.

"That means they will get in trouble... and not me?", Goob says looking up at Rodger.

"Yeah, and all you have to do is tell us who is the cupcake eating monster accomplice!", Toodles says jumping everywhere.

Is Goob going to tell?...

"But that's not nice at all..."

"You eating the cupcakes that Cosmo and Sprout made wasn't nice either.", says Toodles in a matter-of-fact voice.

I think Toodles is a better detective than Rodger. There. I said it.