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mission get ivy and theo to bone

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mission get ivy and theo to bone

blaise
pans
enzo
draco
mattheo
tom
rhia
kai
luna

11:40 a.m.

blaise
welcome lads
and ladies
to mission get ivy and theo to bone
abbreviated m.g.i.a.t.t.b
i was woken up with the sight
of theodore and a girl in his bed
and what stuck out to me
was that they had their clothes on
which is new because

pans
GET TO THE POINT BLAISE

blaise
ugh you're a pain
theo's turning over a new leaf
they were canoodling

blaise ugh you're a pain theo's turning over a new leaf they were canoodling

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luna
oh my merlin!

Tom
Terrible name.
Uncouth as ever.

rhia
whatever are WE going to
do to make THEM bone?

kai
NO ONE HERE is boning
stop corrupting our angel

mattheo
yeah well someone has got to make
them do the devil's tango
theo's sexual annoyance is getting to us

rhia
then blow him

luna
rhia! you can't just say that!
and this is highly invasive you guys
they'll have intercourse whenever
they consider it right!

pans
i think right now is a great time
for us to have intercourse loons 🥰

mattheo
is this your version of dirty talk
because consider me blown

rhia
so who blew you

blaise
i did
anyways
i say we
give them a love potion
tom is very well acquainted
with snape, he can nick us a bottle

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