Radio Killed the Video Star

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We open with everyone inside the hazbin hotel and Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.

Charlie: Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Vaggie grabs Charlie to try and calm her down.

Vaggie: Yes. We will.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now… *phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch"* Ain't no silver lining this time, toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. *waves her phone in their faces* People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

She scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

Charlie: Err, what is a... "donkey show"?

Angel panics and retreats the phone back.

Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Y/N: Yeah I don't doubt that. Everyone and everything are scared since they they always expect a year deadline for the Extermination.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? *waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic*

Vaggie: Wait Y/N, can't you fight off the angels?

Y/N: I can but there's only so much I can do and a certain area I can protect. I would suggest that now is there perfect time to recruit others.

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fright from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.

Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor and Y/N! Come and face -

Y/N walks outside and Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alice absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see her sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.

Sir Pentious: Oh, there you are. Face my wrath!

Alice: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!

Alice dissolves into fog as she descends to the ground, materializing aside Y/N, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.

Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!

Egg Bois: Ooh! You tell 'em, boss!

Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.

Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~

Y/N scoops Niffty up and throws her away like a ragdoll which she laughs at.

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