Smg0 and friends: The Puzzlevision Arc

Mr Puzzles Incredible Game Show Spectacular

The episode begins with curtains and spotlight, with a druMr.oll presenting... Mr. Puzzles!)

Mr. Puzzles: GREETINGS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! Your humble host, Mr. Puzzles here and oh what a show we have in store for you.

(The camera pulls back to reveal a game show set with a roaring audience bursting with excitement)

Koopa: WAHOOOO!!! (Enhails) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Mr. Puzzles: Thank you, thank you, you're all TOO kind! I'm thrilled to welcome everyone to the most outrageous, uproarious and utterly fantastical spectacle to ever grace your screens, Mr. Puzzles' GAME SHOW SPECTACULAR!

(The audience applauds as Mr. Puzzles puts the logo of the show in his pocket)

Mr. Puzzles: Now, you might be wondering...

(Mr. Puzzles pulls out Smg0 doll, lifeless, being controlled like he's nothing more than a marionette)

Mr. Puzzles: Mr. Puzzles, you handsome devil, what in the wild world of cable networks is Mr. Puzzles Gameshow Spectacular all about? Well, I'm glad you asked!

(Mr. Puzzles throws out the doll)

Mr. Puzzles: Tonight, numerous contestants will participate in a wacky whirlwind of gameshow antics that'll leave them laughing, crying, AND DEFINITELY NOT QUESTIONING THE MEANING OF THEIR EXISTENCE........ Speaking of our lovely contestants, LET'S BRING THEM ALL OUT!

(The contestants: the Toon Crew who all are T-posed, arrive from a flip-paper transition. They eventually get consciousness and are excited)

Mr. Puzzles: Let's hear a few words from our contestants, shall we? So tell me...why have you decided to participate in the greatest game show of all time?

(Mr. Puzzles brings out a microphone to listen to the contestants, but abruptly cuts them out)

Mario and spudnick:We wants to win-

Edd: I wanna get-

Charlie: Ooh! Ooh! I want-

Blitzo: With the money, I CAN FINALLY GET-

Uzi: I want to...

Luigi: Become A MEAT MALLET!

Mr. Puzzles: All truly incredible aspirations, dear competitors! And...they may just come if you win...the PRIZE

(The curtain pulls out to reveal the prize, a safe)

Mr. Puzzles: A safe sealed tight with the promise of untold riches inside! Just imagine the possibilites, my friends!

(The contestants are interested, especially Mario and Spudnick, who stretches his hands out to grab it, but Mr. Puzzles pulls out a lighter, igniting Mario's hands as if they were a firecracker, exploding Mario. Mr. Puzzles pauses the screen to talk to the viewers)

Mr. Puzzles: And to the lovely viewers at home...YOU have a role to play too! I humply improve you leave us with a glowing 5-star review...

(A graphic featuring the 5-star rating system is shown)

Mr. Puzzles: ...for it is only with YOUR support that we can ascend to the pinnacle of perfection! And who knows, dear viewers, what wonders await us ALL when we achieve that coveted 5-star rating...?

Mario: (interrupting Mr. Puzzles) Can we start playing games now?

Spudnick: yeah hurry up tv man!

(Mr. Puzzles becomes annoyed)

Mr. Puzzles: I appreciate your enthusiasm Mario and Spudnick...Just let me finish my intro-

Mario and spudnick: BUT WE WANNA START PLAYING GAMES! NOOOOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW-