Puzzlevision part 1 Escaping Mr puzzles

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News reporter 1: Well folks, the reviews are in for Puzzlevision's latest entry... a new super-variety game show—

News Reporter 2: Good... not great, that's what I'll say. Err... Too formulaic for my taste.

News Reporter 3: He wants to hit that five-star rating but... does he really have what it takes? Or is Puzzlevision just a passing fad?

*The screen turns to Mr. Puzzles; looking at the broadcasts while smoking a cigarette. He stares over at the ratings from the past 4 videos on one of the TV screens as his face starts glitching in increasing frustration...*

*As he dropped his cigarette, falling down to the floor in slow motion. The camera cuts back to Mr. Puzzles as his face reverts back to normal, (but he's clearly still irritated); He stood up from his chair, and walked out of the room.*

*The screen reverts back to normal as the camera pans over and zooms into a red curtain, revealing a wide, static TV screen on the wall...

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SMGBOB4PANTS: SMG4'S WACKY WORK DAY

*...With the SpongeBob Intro playing. But SMG4's face is on SpongeBob's; And Mr. Puzzles' name is on all of the credits.*

*The camera then cuts to The Krusty Krab.*

Narrator: Ahh... Lunchtime at the Krusty Krab... Home of the world—famous Krabby Patty. Another busy day full of hungry customers...

*The camera pans over to Jax (As Squidward); standing at the cash register as Luz (As Sandy) walks in.*

Jax: Hm?— Welcome to the Krusty Kraaaaab. Can I take your order or whatever...?

Luz: Howdy, Jax! One GIANT Krabby Patty please!

Jax: Wooow, how original.

*He turns over to SMG4 (As Spongebob).*

Jax: One giant Krabby Patty!

*The camera cuts to the Kitchen; where we can see SMG4 flipping patties.*

SMG4: One giant Krabby Patty COOOOOOOMIN' UP!

*He launches a Krabby Patty onto the wall as it bounces off and lands on a bottom bun on the counter. He puts all of the main ingredients on top of the patty; (Ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, lettuce, cheese, tomato, top bun, respectfully.*

*Once he finished putting the ingredients in, he pulled out a Resizer to enlarge the Krabby Patty, only for it to start spazzing out of control; making the camera fly off the counter as the screen glitches out. But after a couple of seconds later, Everything continues normally now, and the Krabby Patty is done!*

SMG4: OOOOORDER UP!

*SMG4 puts the giant Krabby Patty on the kitchen window and dings the bell rapidly... Before Jax smashed his hand to make him stop. Then he grabbed it to hand it over to Luz. But before he could, they both suddenly noticed that the it was spazzing out again. The Krabby Patty jumped out of Jax's hands as it slightly rag dolled across the floor; heading towards the exit...*

Luz: JUMPIN' JELLYFISH!! MY KRABBY PATTY'S HAUNTED! It's jumpier than a jackrabbit in a thunderstorm!

*SMG4 pops out from the kitchen window.*

SMG4: That's no haunted Krabby Patty...

*He pulls out 2 glasses of water and puts them on his eyes, using them as binoculars, (Referencing this). He spots Sprig (As Plankton) holding the Krabby Patty above his head as he's headed towards the exit...*

Sprig: HAHAHAHAHA!! THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS MIIIINE!!

SMG4: IT'S SPRIG!!! HE'S STEALING THE KRABBY PATTY!

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