(Years ago....)
*Thud*
The door to a middle class apartment swung open as two teens violently made out.
*Thud*
Swinging close, only the lady batted an eye at it before shoving her lover onto the couch she sat onto his lap. The boy was trying to breath and speak, but he was to flabbergasted by Joan.
Guy: I-uhm... shouldn't- erhm...
Joan:(smirks) Shhhhh~
Joan:(smiles) We're about to rock~ n' roll~ and never~ let go.
She unbuttoned his shirt while leaning in to taste his lips again.
*Thud*
But a random thud from across the room, caught Joan's attention, she glanced back only to find herself get pulled off the boy by seemingly nothing and dragged out of the apartment.
*Slam*
Joan: Tch! You bitch!!
Rock N' Roll: Hiya!!!
Punching the invisibility away, Joan reveals her Mama, Shizuka Jostar as the one who dragged her away. The two then glare at one another.
Shizuka: Tch...(Wipes away blood)
Joan: You until 5 to explain yourself!!
Joan: 5! Start talking!
Shizuka: I'm not comfortable with you hooking up with that boy!
Joan: A kind, nerdy dude is not good enough for you?!
Shizuka: That isn't the issue!
Joan: How about I go fuck someone older and fat? Is that who'd you like to watch your DAUGHTER get rammed by?!
Joan: Urgh!! It's just hitting me how incredibly disgusting you are!! Who perv's on their daughter hooking up!?!
Shizuka: I wouldn't have batted an eye if that boy...
Joan: If that boy...what? Didn't play DnD? Spent all night building up the courage to ask if he could could hold my hand!!?
Joan: He couldn't be a GREENER flag!
Shizuka: Perhaps so, but that doesn't change the fact that he kinda looks like your father when he was younger.
Joan:(eye twitches)
Shizuka: I understand you and your father are close... However, this is leaning more towards-
Joan: You have one delinquent son... And another borderline sociopathic one...
Joan: BUT YOU DRAW THE LINE AT THIS!??!
Joan: Grrrrrr!!
Joan: That's it Shizuka... You have until 5 to never show your face to me again because I'm about to make dam well sure...
Joan: YOU NEVER SPY ON ME AGAIN!!!!
Shizuka: Joan-
Joan: 5!
Rock N' Roll: HIYA YA YA YA YA YA!!!
(Present day....)
Backing out of the church whilst firing rockets faster than rain drops, Joan brought down the church on top of Mona Lisa who simply walked out without a scratch.
Joan: What the absolutely fuck?
Joan: *groan*
Joan: Come on! Road trip time!
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure; Love From The Other Side
FanfictionJoan Jostar is a woman who lives arrogantly doing whatever she wants whenever she wants. Spending most of her time solving Bizarre mysteries across her travels. But an incident back home has left her with a question about her late aunt. Who exactl...
