Joan Jostar is a woman who lives arrogantly doing whatever she wants whenever she wants. Spending most of her time solving Bizarre mysteries across her travels.
But an incident back home has left her with a question about her late aunt.
Who exactl...
A middle aged lady screamed loudly as she burst through the door and fell flat with the fingers of her right hand bent so far back that they snapped, bones poking through flesh with a black ooze covering it. Having knocked herself out with the fall, she was helpless to the black ghostly arm that reached out and grabbed her by the leg.
*STOMP*
A chromed legged ghost stomped upon the black shadow arm as a little gril with pigtails in a nightdress arrives.
This was Joan Jostar.
Joan: JOHN!!!!
She glared into the dark room where her youngest brother stood with a blank stare.
Joan: This is the EIGHT nanny! I'm tired of hearing screams in the middle of the night!
John: I wanted to know how far fingers could bend. It wasn't really far...
Joan: And WHAT were you trying to do with her after?
John: The toes were next.
The four year old muttered.
*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
Grabbing him by the ear, Joan dragged her baby brother out of his room.
Joan: I.Have.SCHOOL IN THE MORNING!
Joan: So I sware to GOD if you wake me up again, or saten forbid you pee the bed!
Joan: I'll-
*Crunch* *crunch*
Joan:?
They turn to the middle child, who sat on the couch on the floor below, snacking on chips whilst watching films not meant for kids.
Joan: Jordan!!
Jordan: What!?
Joan: Turn off the TV and get to bed!
Jordan: Shut up! I can do what I want!
Joan: Are you watching Porn!?
John:(kicks nanny)
Jordan: I donno what I'm looking at but it's funny as heck-
*BONK*
Jordan: Argh!?!
Having thrown John to the floor below to hit Jordan, Joan stomps down, turns off the TV and drags her younger brothers to bed.
Joan: Urghh! WHY DO I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU TWO EVERY TIME!?!
(Years Later.....)
A father sat with his adult daughter on the couch. The man watched the news whilst his not so little princess snuggled up to him.
Joan:(smiles) Hmmm~
News: After the Bizzare incident during the blackout, where several citizens received crushing wounds, the police continued to suggest mass hysteria.
News: When we all know... It was probably aliens.
Joan:(mind) The fuck kind of news station is this?
???: Eh-hem.
Joan:?
A woman who seemed to be younger than Joan stood in front of the TV, arms on her hips with a disapproving glare. This woman was in fact, Joan's proven to be biological mother.
Despite her attempts to prove otherwise...
(Invisible Mama; Shizuka "Jojo" Jostar)
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