If Harry Potter ever decided to truly embrace the chaos of Muggle life, setting up a dating profile was just the first step. His bio was short and to the point:
"Anyone who's interested, message me by replying to this question: If you ever met a very famous person, what would you say to them?"
The responses came pouring in. Most were bland or overly polite:
"I'd probably say, 'It's an honor to meet you.'"
"I'd ask for a selfie!"
"Do you know Taylor Swift?"
It was dreadful. Harry was ready to delete the whole thing until one response caught his eye:
"I do know a very famous person, and he's an asshole. So, I'd probably say, 'Hey, Asshole.'"
It was blunt. Unapologetic. And Harry thought, This is it. This is the kind of man I need in my life.
So, he messaged back, and a date was set.
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"Hey, Asshole" | A Drarry Short Story
FanfictionIf Harry ever set up a muggle dating profile, his description would say: 'anyone who's interested message me by replying to this question: If you ever met a very famous person, what would you say to them?' and after getting numerous boring responces...
