Wednesday 13th February, 2019
Wait... why is Mario and Luigi in prison? What's going on? It then cut to the mushroom kingdom prison.
Mario: Let me out! I need to p*sssss! He then tries to break the bars, but to no avail.
Luigi: Please! My mushy face won't survive prison...
Mario, to Luigi: Luigi! What crime did you do? Throw perfectly good food away?
Luigi, to Mario: I don't know why we're here, Mario!
Mario, to Luigi: Don't worry, Luigi. Mario's genius brain will come up with an escape plan! He then begins to think of an escape plan. Nah, I got nothing. He then tries to break the cell bars again, but once again, to no prevail. Just then...
???, to the Mario bros: Hey! Shut your b*tch *ss up down there! Swagmaster and Chris then Shows up, before they then notice the two plumbers Oh it's just the thicc juicy moustache boi and lesser thicc green boi.
Luigi, to Sawg: Less thick?!
Mario, to Swag and Chris: LET US OUT!!!!
Chris, to the Mario bros: Tough luck guys, you're in here for good.
Luigi, to Chris: But we're innocent!
Swagmaster: How about you lick my b*lls? Lololololollo- He then gets hit by Mario's fist. Ah, my d*ck!
Mario, to Sawg, whilst flipping him off, if you know what I mean: That's-a-so nice!
Swag, to Mario: YOU WHAT MATE?! COME HERE I'll f*ck you up so hard, before I slap you back to Italy. Mario and Swag then begins fighting
(Mario and Swag begin pummeling at each other.)
Chris: God dammit, swagmaster. He then turns to Luigi. *To Luigi* You have to deal with a dumb*ss too, huh?
Luigi: Yeah, I know. Just then, a bell rings.
Swagmaster (in the background): (some unknown audio) Let me screw that ass!
(Bell Rings)
Chris: Oh! Looks like it's lunch time. It then cuts to the Mario bros walking outside.
Luigi, to Mario: Mario, I don't think we don't belong her
Mario: HAHA! THOSE IDIOTS! NOW WE CAN ESCAPE!!!! He then climbs onto the roof. (Climbs roof) SEEEYA LOSERS! Unfortunately, he's then blasted back down thanks to Swagmasters' rocket
Chris, to Mario: Dumb*ss. Nobody escapes from this prison. Swag then gets an idea.
Swagmaster: Let's shoot him again lol.
Chris, to Swag: WAIT NO! Swag then blasts Mario with another rocker, causing him to be launched back to Luigi. Just then...
Boopkins, to Luigi: Hey...
Luigi, to Boopkins: Us?
Boopkins, to Luigi: Come over here real quick, and don't make any real noise-
Mario, to Boopkins: Boopkins?! Is that you?! He then happily rejoices with Boopkins
Boopkins, to the Mario bros: We're planning a breakout of this prison.
Luigi, to Boopkins: We? Who else is planning to join you?
Boopkins: Him. He then points to Bob lifting a barbell. *To Bob* Uh Bob, can Mario and Luigi come with us? But Bob ignores them.
Luigi, also to Bob: Uh, Bob? Can you help us? But Bob still ignores Luigi.
Mario, also to Bob: BOB YA BIG FAT PAISANO, LET US COME WITH YOU! he then causes the barbell to fall on Bob. (Barbell falls on Bob)
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