Little Misha looked like he also wanted to be tossed up in the air. He twisted his chubby body in Jae's arms and excitedly gestured. Unlike him, Little Dima was already content watching his elder cousins while sucking a pacifier.
Jae was about to ask Jisoo's permission to also pretend to toss Little Misha but V beat him to it.
"Let me do it," he offered.
Jisoo was hesitant. "He's pretty heavy."
In response, V flexed his arms. He may look slim but his lean muscles looked strong. "I can do it."
"Let him do it, Jisoo," Chaeng interjected.
V looked smug to gain his girlfriend's support.
Jisoo still looked hesitant but eventually relented.
"If he dares drop Little Misha, I'll castrate him," Chaeng assured her best friend.
"I'll break his arms," Jennie added.
"I'll break his legs," Lisa followed suit.
"I...I'll pull out all his hair!" Jae didn't want to be left out.
"Uhm... My husband will probably, uh, chop him up?" Jisoo offered with hesitation.
"Not probably," Jennie said. "Big Brother will definitely chop him up and then feed his bloody pieces to the sharks."
"En." Lisa nodded.
Mingyu chuckled. Hoyeon didn't join in the teasing but she smiled.
The smug V wilted but he didn't want to give up. He already stepped forward and volunteered. There was no way that he, the superstar Prince, would give up halfway!
"I said that I'll do it, so I'll do it properly! I won't drop the baby, okay? Why don't you all trust me?"
Nobody answered him.
He turned to his girlfriend. "Babe?"
Chaeng rolled her eyes. "Just don't drop the baby or I'll really castrate you. Just try it and you'll see. You think that you're more important than any of the kids here, huh?"
That shut him up.
Of course, he already knew that his status in the hearts of everyone in this room couldn't even compare to any of the children here. He, V, loved by millions of fans around the world couldn't even compete with snivelling babies. He cast a sullen look at his girlfriend who didn't even back him up.
Hmph!
Despite feeling aggrieved, he still took the squirming Little Misha from Jae.
"Oof!" V's eyes widened at the baby's weight. "What the f—flower! Oooooh! The flowers are so beautiful!"
He immediately changed his curse upon getting glares from the parents.
Whoa! That was close!
He really almost dropped the baby!
What the f*ck?!
How was this baby so freaking heavy?
Was this normal?!
Even his elder brother's kids, Little Mochi and Little Matcha, weren't this heavy!
What did Jiyong feed his babies?
Dinosaur milk?
F*cking hell!
Although he was panicking inside, he pretended that everything was fine. Of course, he wasn't fooling anybody. Everyone saw his grimace before he managed to control his expression.
Steeling himself, he lifted the baby high up. Of course, he tried to be as gentle as possible.
Unfortunately, the excited Little Misha didn't know that his Uncle V was having a hard time lifting him. The chubby baby squealed in delight while waving his arms and legs.
This made it harder for V to control his movements.
At first, Jisoo looked like she almost wanted to snatch her baby from V, afraid that he would drop Little Misha. But after watching him lift the baby a few times, she felt relieved and no longer attempted to stop him. She also smiled seeing her baby so happy.
"Do you want Uncle V to carry you, too?" Chaeng asked Little Dima.
V stiffened a little. He glanced at the other Kwon twin. Little Dima looked even bigger than the baby hippopotamus in his arms.
Fortunately for him, Little Dima only blew drool bubbles at Chaeng. He didn't seem inclined to imitate his elder twin brother and was content watching him and their cousins.
Seeing this, V released a silent sigh of relief. Then he saw his girlfriend smirking at him.
She was doing it on purpose!
Finally, Little Misha seemed to have had enough. He reached his chubby little hands toward his mother.
Jisoo easily took her baby from him with one arm.
V was amazed at the ease of her movements. Indeed, mothers were amazing creatures.
"When we have a baby, let's not make the baby too fat," he told his girlfriend.
Chaeng looked stunned at what he just said.
He also realized what he just said. He, too, became stunned.
The others also looked stunned.
After a minute or two.
V: "Huh?"
Chaeng: "Huh? HUH?!!!"
Then they froze again.
Little Jun clapped his hands and pretended to freeze as well. He thought that everyone was playing a game where the person who moved first would lose. But he lost his balance and looked sad that he lost.
Mingyu who had half of his attention on his bonus son was the first to realize what the child was thinking. He comforted the little guy. "It's alright, Little Jun. You were already amazing. Look, Daddy moved and lost, too. Are you hungry? Why don't we eat some snacks with your little cousins?"
The child's attention was quickly diverted. "Catties and doggies, chu?"
"Of course, the cats and dogs will have snacks, too," Mingyu assured him.
"Yay!"
With that, Mingyu led the way to remove the children out of the awkward atmosphere. Lisa carried his own kids while the reluctant, gossip-loving Jae helped Jisoo carry the Kwon twins.
Jennie gave the still frozen couple a meaningful look before following her husband while herding the cats and dogs with Hoyeon out of the room.
Now that everyone left, Chaeng and V were the only ones left.
Chaeng was the first one to come to her senses. She grabbed a pillow from the couch and threw it at the audacious man.
"What the hell did you just say, Taehyung?!!!"
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The Wife Is A Superstar 8
FanfictionA world-famous hacker and daughter of the most powerful criminal family who ruled the international underworld for many generations is killed when their organization is annihilated in a single night. She is reborn into the body of Jennie Kim, a pop...
