💛 NUZI ONESHOTS 💜 [REQUESTS OPEN]

cynful date

N nervously adjusted his bowtie, his yellow eyes glancing towards the café’s neon sign glowing in the dark of the street. This wasn’t just a normal outing..he was going on an actual date with Uzi, a real date. The thought made his core jump with a mix of excitement and anxiety.

Uzi, meanwhile, was leaning against the café’s wall, until she saw N enter from the door. Her tail swished behind her

"You look...uhh, cool!!" N stammered, his usual awkwardness kicking in.

Uzi rolled her eyes and smirked "come on don’t make it weird, N. Let’s have a good day together!"

As they walked into the café, neither of them noticed the faint and mischievous glow coming from Uzi’s tail.

Inside the café, the date was going surprisingly well..until it wasn’t

Just as N complimented Uzi’s hacking skills, a tray of mugs sitting on the counter suddenly fell over, spilling coffee everywhere.

"Oops" Cyn’s voice echoed faintly from Uzi’s tail "Did I do that?"

Uzi groaned and rolled her eyes, glancing back at her tail. "Cyn, what the hell? Stop messing with stuff!"

"Whyyy? This is boring..." Cyn whined. "You’re supposed to be all edgy and violent, not....ugh, romantic and gross"

N tilted his head in confusion "Is your tail, uh... talking?"

"Nope!! Shut up." Uzi shoved her tail behind her back, glaring at cyn

They decided to move on to the park after the café staff politely asked them to leave due to many things being broken after their arrival.

But Cyn wasn’t done...

As they sat on the park's bench, N nervously gave Uzi a flower he picked for her, the bench suddendly creaked and collapsed under them.

"Seriously Cyn?!" Uzi yelled, sprawled on the ground next to a startled N.

"That wasn’t me, giggle" Cyn lied

N sat up, brushing dirt off his jacket. "I think....it’s kind of fun..? Like an action movie but..uh.. date-themed?"

Uzi glared at him, but her lips curled. "You’re such an idiot"

Despite Cyn’s continued sabotage they ended the evening laughing.

"Okay, I admit it.." Uzi said as they sat on a hill looking at the glowing lights twinkling in the sky. "This was kinda fun. In a chaotic or... terrible way."

"Best date ever!" N agreed with a wide smile

"Thanks, Cyn!" Uzi called sarcastically, glancing at her tail.

"What?! No! You were supposed to hate it!" Cyn shrieked

"Yaaa, but now we’ve got cool stories to tell" Uzi smirked. “So... thanks cyn, I guess.”

Cyn groaned loudly. "I’m gonna puke. You two are the worst"

Uzi leaned back, a grin on her face. For once, everything felt.. oddly perfect? even if it was total chaos lol