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Captain Barnacles

Species: Polar Bear

Height: 6'3

Age: 36

Assigned gender: male

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: gay

Nationality: English

Family: Professor Natquik(adoptive father), Bianca (twin sister), Orson(nephew), Ursa(niece), his crew

Fears: claustrophobic, letting people down, cone snails

Mental disorders: Anxiety, seasonal depression during late October- mid December

physical disorders: none

Occupation: Captain of the Octopod

Favorite food: Carbonara

Birthday: March 14

Favorite song/genre/music artist: sea shanties

Love interests: Has a childish crush on Kwazii, had a crush on tracker for a while during high school

- Big spoon

- Likes to hold s.o's hand

-Always tired

-Basically a father figure to most of the crew, but he and Kwazii have always have a more "best friend" relationship

-always is afraid to let down his crew

-cannot ask for help if his life depended on it (and it has, multiple times)

-is an absolute god at Super Smash Brothers Ultimate 

-will get drunk just from the smell of alcohol. However, he's a really fun person when he's drunk. -Has a large sugar tooth

-He buys his shoes at least a size too big because he doesn't like the feeling of shoes

-Absolutely amazing at the accordion and a surprisingly good singer

- Huge fan of Ice hockey

- Can and will beat anyone and everyone at an arm-wrestling match

-bro is BUILT. Works out all the time, and is an absolute tank

-RANDOM FACT: He has two voice actors (Three in total) One voices his lines during most of the episode (Simon Greenall) Then he has a voice actor ONLY for the creature report (Ross Breen), but from the great barrier reef and onward, the creature report is sung by Simon Foster

-speaks English (first language), Spanish (Spanish, Argentinian and Mexican dialects), Mandarin, German and French 

Kwazii

Species: Cat

Height:5'10

Age: 27

Assigned gender: female

Pronouns: He/they

Sexuality: Pansexual 

Nationality: Japanese

Family: Calico Jack(grandfather), the Octonauts

Fears: he totally has arachnophobia

Mental disorders: ADHD BOY CAN NOT SIT STILL, chronic stupidity, separation anxiety

Physical disorders: Missing his right eye (hence the eyepatch)