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part un

My belly is a drum, I thought as I drummed my belly.
"Next on ThighTV, dog that looks like a hot tumblr boy iS ON THE LOOSE."
"CAROLINE QUIT DRUMMING YOUR BELLY," my mom hollered at me, as she in fact patted her own stomach that held my 10 month old brother who, doctors told us, was due a month early. Suddenly, a dog ran up to our black back sliding door door.
"HOLY FLIPPING CRUD!" I yelled. It was the hot tumblr boy dog. I opened the door door and he happily jumped into my arms.
"Hello Caroline! My name is JeanMarco. I was named by this one nerd who was obsessed with these two loser kids. Idk, it's a long story. Apparently, one kid dies and the other turns into an emotional wreck and idk. They're a couple or somthin'." I grinned.
"Yanno, you're kinda hot, though." The dog smirked.
"I've got a shot, though." He wiggled his furry eyebrows. I kissed his tail and we walked inside.

AUTHORS NOTE:: yo kids dis mah 1st story so b nice thank

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