bribery! AWESOME!!!

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Paintbrush bought mcdonalds for lightbulb and the two are walking into the hotel

"Lightbulb istg either get a job so you can get money to buy your own mcdonalds or beg someone else for mcdonalds for once" paintbrush said

"So you say youre broke?" Test tube said after spawning out of nowhere

"I literally didnt say that"

lightbulb pointed and laughed at paintbrush "POOR!!! POOOR!!!! BARBIE AND THE BROKE ASS BITCH HAHAHAHAHA"

"Stfu‼️‼️" paintbrush said with red exclamation points

"Wait I was talking 😦 "
said test tueb

"Ok what is it"

"Uhhh I need help with an experiment and I'll give u guys $5 each if you volunteer ☺️☺️" test tube said cutely

"Ok" paintbrush and lightbulb said simultaneously

"Ok uh lets go to the" test tube walks outside, "the place uhhh my lab"

And so the three objects do that

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Test tube pulls out a uhhh notes or smth and stares at it scientifically when they enter the lab

"Ok im just gonna be honest, this is just human- i mean object experimentation" she said, pointing at a syringe

"Oh shit" paintbrush said

"Well thats not morally correct!!!! I dont wanna be here anymore!!!!!!" Lightbulb exclaimed, about to walk out the door

"Oh ok. Paintbrush do you wanna leave too?" Test tube asked

"Yea sure"

"Huh. I wonder who else I could give this money to then??" Test tube wondered

"OH NEVERMIND WE'RE STAYING!!!" Lightbulb exclaimed again stop exclaiming y

Test tube just kinda walked them to two rooms that just kinda look like bedrooms

"Uh just stay here for the time being" test tube said

Lightbulb gets the room on the left and paintbrush gets the one on the right!!! Eek!!?!?

"Ok paintbrush you can stay there im gonna go perform some unethical experiments on lightbulb" Test tube

"Ok" replied paintbrush as they walked into their funky fresh room and sat at a desk playing animal jam on their phone

3 hours or so pass and paintbrush is scamming kids on animal jam

Test tube walks in "are you ready"

"Aye aye capt- shit i mean uh sure ig"

Test tube epicly pulls out a syringe "ok," she said, "ill just put this piece of metal into your arm so that the chemical can be transferred into your bloodstream"

"Wow I totally had no idea how a syringe works!"

"Wait actually uh go sit on the bed" test tube points to a funky bed in the corner of the room

"Ok" paintbrush went and did that

Test tube walked up, sanitized paintbrushs arm before giving them the shot bc uhhh lab safety I think 🤩

"Ngl I actually really hate shots" paintbrush admitted as test tube injected the uhhh serum ig?? into their arm

"Dawg why are u letting me do this to you" test tube asked

"$5"

"Okay????"

"Wait." Paintbrush realized a something "why did you make me sit on the b-" and then they immediately conk out and fall asleep on the mattress

"So I guess the uh" test tube said "the thing is gonna happen"

"Im gonna go get a sandwich" and so she did

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