~It hit me like BAM!~ [A Bam Margera love story.]

It Hit Me Like BAM!

Bam's POV

I was driving to Castle Bam with Knoxville and Steve-o. I was pretty pissed at Johnny because he had threw a damn python on me while I was sleeping. The drive was pretty quiet until Steve-o rolled his window down and whistled at some random chick. Knoxville laughed at this and nudged his arm, "Someone has a crush!" he said, teasing.

"No I dont.." Steve-o shook his head, "I have a girlfriend."

Johnny scoffed, "Yeah, an imaginary one." I chuckled. "Finally, some noise out of Bammy!" Steve-o spoke. "Yeah, he's been pretty quiet." Johnny added, stating the obvious. "Well maybe there's a reason I'm so fucking quiet." I glanced back at him through my rear view mirror. "Why's that?" He spoke, laughing because he knew the reason I was quiet, because I was pissed. I just rolled my eyes. I finally saw my house in the distance and I sighed in relief, "I can finally get out of the car, away from these dicks." I mumbled. I pulled into the driveway and parked my car, I took my keys out of the ignition and walked in, I saw some other cars and I knew the rest of the Jackass crew was there. I plopped down on my couch, laying on my stomach, when I felt someone sit on my back. I groaned loudly, "Who the fuck is sitting on me?!" I heard Chris Pontius's voice. "What?! Couches don't talk!" He began bouncing. "Get off of me, man!" I yelled and tried to sit up. "Damn, this couch is bossy.." he stood and walked in the kitchen. I walked upstairs to my room, deciding to take a nap. I buried my head under my pillow, because the guys were yelling, playing pranks on each other. I got to nap, eventually. When I woke up I put one of my HIM shirt on with some black jeans. I put one of my scarves on, a grey one. I remembered that we had a party to go to. I walked downstairs to find the guys laughing at me, "What the hell are you laughing at?" I asked. Dunn grabbed me by my shoulders and took me to a mirror. I looked at my face and found a dick drawn on my cheek. I laughed my ass off, "Damn guys, you got me." I said, still laughing. I washed it off, my cheek was red, because they had drawn it on with permanent marker. We got in the Hummer and drove to the party, it wasn't too far, just a couple blocks down from Castle Bam. I walked in behind Steve-o. The people were screaming and yelling. I smiled and sat at the bar when things died down. "Hey, your Bam, right?"I heard a female voice say. I nodded and looked up, shocked at what I saw.