~It hit me like BAM!~ [A Bam Margera love story.]

Snakes

Bree's POV

I woke up to to find Bam missing. I sat up, looking around his room. I heard the guys laughing downstairs. I walked down and to my surprise, saw Brandon Novak. They surrounding someone on the ground. I shoved a few of them out of the way to look at who they were surrounding. It was Bam, of course. He was passed out.. with a boa constrictor on him. I gasped and foolishly tried to get the large snake off of him, knowing his reaction when he woke up. Steve-o held me back, "Relax, its just a prank." I turned and looked at him with anger on my face, I never could take a joke. I ran back upstairs.

Bam's POV

I passed out and was having a really weird dream. When I was waking up I felt something on me, it was moving oddly, slithering in fact. I knew what it was when I heard the hissing noise. My eyes flew open and I immediately sat up. I looked at the snake on my lap, I screamed and jumped up, shaking around stupidly, desperate to get the snake off. I ran upstairs and slammed my door, locking it. Fuck that, no way in hell I was getting anywhere near that snake. I fell back on my bed, falling on something. Bree yelled, "Get off me, ass!" she said this while giggling. I chuckled and just pinned her down. She squirmed around, wanting to get away. I tickled her and she laughed until she cried, "Okay Bam!! Get off me!!" I stood and saw little snakes coming from under my door, "Oh fuck!!" I exclaimed. Bree sat up, screaming, "Get 'em out Bam!" I opened my window and jumped out of it, falling 3 stories before I hit the ground. I curled up in a ball, writhing in pain, but hell, I'd do anything to get away from those fuckers. Steve-o ran out, carrying a python, I stood, running away as fast I could. He laughed, retreating and taking the snake back to the box it had came in. I heard Bree still freaking out. I ran to my window, yelling up to her, "Bree! Jump! I'll catch you!!" she took immediate action and took no time in leaping. I caught her, nearly falling on my ass. I set her down. She clung to me. I went back inside, they had overdone it this time, "What the fuck guys?!" They were still laughing. "I can't go in my fucking room now!!" I screamed. Johnny nodded, "Yeah you can.. we got all the snakes.." he held up the box, it was open and full of snakes, slithering all over each other. I took a step back. I fucking hated those snakes. I just shoved Johnny into the backyard and into the pool. I laughed and ran away, knowing I'd get my revenge on them.