~It hit me like BAM!~ [A Bam Margera love story.]

Bam's Revenge

I decided to get my revenge on them individually. Since I got my revenge on Johnny, Steve-o was next. I was going to tase him in his sleep, with his own taser! I saw him napping on the couch with a pillow over his head.. I silently snuck in, having the taser handy. I pressed the taser to his side and turned it on, I heard a snapping noise and he leapt up, screaming and holding his side, "The hell dude?!" I shrugged, feeling victorious, "It's revenge." He moved his hand, revealing a red and purple mark where the taser had been, he cringed, "Oh fuck dude.. that hurts so fucking bad.." I laughed. He growled and flopped back down on the couch. I only wanted to get revenge on the guys that were actually playing the prank. I asked Johnny who poured the snakes under my door. He said it was Chris. So I decided to rig the sprayer on the sink, do the ol' "tie a rubber band around it so when you turned it on it sprayed you" trick. I loved the idea. I grabbed a sharpie and snuck up behind Pontius and then marked all over his face. The only way to get it off was if you washed it off with water, and the closest sink was the kitchen one, which was the one I rigged. He laughed, "What the fuck?" He then got up to wash his face. I watched, stifling a laugh, I kept my hand over my mouth though. He grabbed the cold water knob and turned it. The sprayer did its job and sprayed Pontius in the face. I laughed and he looked over, "Think its funny, Margera?!" he grabbed the sprayer and sprayed my crotch, making it look like I pissed myself. I looked down and laughed, "Real funny." Bree walked down, "What are you guys do-" she spotted my pants and laughed so hard, "Bammy pissed himself!!" This caused a chorus of loud laughs throughout the room. I ran up the stairs, tripping over the top one and falling flat on my face. I saw one of them throw a snake at me. I shot up, mind you, my nose was bleeding. I watched the snake from the end of the hallway. I slowly snuck up to it, I gently stepped on its head and picked it up by the tail so it couldn't bite me, and I threw it on Steve-o. I ran inside my room and changed my pants and boxers. I then heard someone knock on my door.