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The Troublemakers Band (Discontinued)

Cooper Davies Burtonburger, a boy with autumn chestnut hair color and blue eyes was the first one to step inside of Bootsville Elementary School, he wore a Orange and Red varsity jacket, pink flat cap hat, dark blue ripped jeans, long white socks, black and red gloves and Brown Frye boots. As he was walking, his best friend Dennis Lawrence Chan was behind him. Dennis Chan wore a white casual shirt, with a golden jacket, dark blue ripped jeans like Coop, Brown Frye boots like Coop but darker, Blue headphones, and vintage silver cuff bracelets. Millie Burtonburger was next, she wore a cyan shirt with a Red jacket, a dark green A-Line skirt, Red and Magenta gloves, long red socks with faded dark pink, and Darkish Pink Boots like her brother and friend. Lastly, Fiona Munson who was behind Millie Burtonburger, she wore a dark purple jacket with open shoulder cut on her shoulders, one purple glove on her left hand and a long purple fishnet fingerless gloves, she also had a purple empty top hat with just the brim with the 'Luni' logo, she also had purple high knee fishnet stockings with some light purple boots that matches Millie's and yellow and white ruffled skirt.

As the four were walking down the hallways of Bootsville Elementary School, they saw Estelle McEvoy, who was standing there, reading her Dr. Seuss book Cat in a Hat. Dennis Chan saw Estelle and smirked "I know what to do." He said as he picked up a rock and throw it at Estelle's glasses, causing them to break. "Hey!" Estelle said, annoyed as Dennis was laughing at her "Oh! I'm sorry! Did curiosity killed the cat?" Estelle was about to say something when Coop Burtonburger came to her and pushed her to the floor "Take that!" Estelle fell to the floor as Coop Burtonburger and his friends, including his little sister Millie Burtonburger came to her around, and Fiona Munson began to stomp on her face "Ow!" Estelle cried out "Stop! Please!" Fiona ignored her cries and continued to hurt her until she was tired and the gang walked away while laughing. Estelle got up and ran away from the group.

As the group walked away, Coop saw Principal Dilegard, who was drinking some coffee and eating a donut "Hey Principal Dilegard!" Coop said, Principal Dilegard looked at Coop and waved Hi "What's going on?" He asked, Coop looked with a smile and said "Do you have a spare room for us to be a band?" Principal Dilegard nodded as he said "Follow me." He said as the group walked behind him to an empty room, that had a couple of Instruments ready. "Wow!" Dennis said as he walked to the DJ, that was standing there. "What do you want to be called?" Principal Dilegard asked the group. "The Troublemakers Band!" Fiona cheered, the others nodded as Principal Dilegard said "Okay. This room is officially yours!" He said as he walked away.

"We got our own music room!" Millie said "Now we can be a band! Didn't we bully Estelle?" She asked suddenly, Coop nodded "Yeah but that rat can deal with it." Dennis laughed "What should we name ourselves?" Coop and the others started thinking of names when Coop snapped his fingers and said "I'll be Coop-O." Coop-O said as he pointed to himself. "I'll be Dennis-P!" Dennis-P said.

"I'll be Fiona-G!" Fiona-G said

"I'll be Millie-O!" Millie-O said

"Awesome!" Coop-O said "So now what?" Fiona-G began thinking "Why don't we have ourselves a laboratory?" Dennis nodded "Absolutely! With a hijacking system to hijack into anything?" Fiona-G nodded and said "And some potions will help!" Fiona-G said "Now let's practice to beat those Yo-yo band!" The Troublemakers Band nodded as they got ready and Millie-O pulled out her microphone and began singing Cheap Thrills from Sia.

Come on, come on, turn the radio on
It's Friday night, and it won't be long
Gotta do my hair, put my make-up on
It's Friday night, and it won't be long

'Til I hit the dance floor, hit the dance floor
I got all I need
No, I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash
But I got you, baby

Baby, I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love cheap thrills)
Baby, I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love cheap thrills)

But I don't need no money
As long as I can feel the beat
I don't need no money
As long as I keep dancing

Once The Troublemakers Band finished practicing, Coop-O said "Well, that was amazing!" Dennis-P nodded as he said "Absolutely! Now let's find more victims!" The others nodded as they felt the music room, ready for their next practice session.

As The Troublemakers Band walked away, they saw Lorne and Harley videotaping a scene. "Harley! Look! Look at that scene where Drew was arguing with Jake over the music club." Harley kept the camera onto the scene before Dennis-P came into the camera and said "Hey guys." He said before kicking the camera away with his foot, breaking onto the floor and Millie-O stomped onto the camera with her foot. With one stomp, it broke into pieces. "Dude!" Lorne said in shock "What's your problem??" Millie-O gave a blowing raspberry before saying "You're fat! Ugly!"

"Fat?" Lorne asked "I'm not fat!"

"Why are so overweight?" Dennis-P asked "Because you eat too much? Lose a few!" The Troublemakers Band continued to make rude remarks about Lorne's weight and how obese he was. "Fatty!" Millie-O shouted and Fiona-G looked at everyone and said "HEY EVERYONE! LORNE LIKES TO WATCH THE MUSIC FREAKS BECAUSE IT HAS JUFFERING IN IT AND HE LOVES FOOD!" Everyone started laughing at him while pointing fingers at him, Lorne ran away crying while Harley chased after him. The Troublemakers Band also laughed as they pointed fingers at Lorne and Harley. "Hahahahahaha!" Dennis-P laughed.

With Lorne, who ran to the bathroom and cried for a bit while Harley was there to comfort him. "Dude," Harley said "You're not fat, everyone is beautiful the way they are. You don't need to lose a few, you're perfect." Lorne continued crying until he looked at Harley with red eyes "I don't know dude, I just think that I need to be skinny. Do I?" Harley shook his head as he said "No! You're perfect the way you are." Lorne still didn't believe it and just said "No dude. Maybe they're right, I'm a loser and an obese. If only I was skinny!" Lorne continued crying and sobbing, making the situation a whole lot worse. Harley sat beside his brother and hugged him. His arms around Lorne's shoulders, he feels bad for his brother because this was their first time being bullied for being different from others. Lorne claimed to be okay but he isn't okay. Once Lorne has managed to calm down, he looked at his brother and said "Are you sure that I'll be safe coming out?" Harley nodded "Of course bro, I'll be by your side."

Suddenly, Coop-O and Dennis-P came inside the bathroom with their fists ready to teach Lorne a lesson for being 'overweight'. "Well well well," Coop-O said "Look who we have here! An obese mistake!" Dennis-P laughed as he kicked Lorne down and said "WHY DON'T YOU DO US A LITTLE FAVOR AND GO LOSE SOME WEIGHT? NO ONE WANTS TO SEE AN OVERWEIGHT BRAT!" Lorne felt the bathroom in tears as Harley went up to the two and asked in frustrating "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM??" Dennis-P laughed while saying "Why? Isn't he fat!?" The two started laughing again before one of them kicked Harley to the floor and kicked his face, flying his hat off and it landed on the floor "Take the garbage out!" Dennis-P said "Now let's go!" Coop-O and Dennis-P walked away as they laughed at Harley. "Bye bye bye!" Coop-O said to Harley.

During lunch, everyone was at the cafeteria eating some pizza for lunch, Lorne was eating his pizza when Coop-O and Millie-O came up to him with their trays of Pizza, applesauce, a carton of milk, and a bag of raisins with them. "Why don't you move out of the way and leave the table to us?" Coop-O asked "If you don't... Then we will." Coop-O flipped Lorne's tray to his face, causing some of the applesauce to be on his face, everyone stared laughing when Lorne was covered in applesauce. Dennis-P came with his tray and said "MOVE OUT THE WAY BITCH!" He said as he pushed Lorne off of his seat. Then Lorne ran away, feeling embarrassed and humiliated by all o this. He went to the bathroom to clean himself up before saying "I guess I'll have to lose some weight." He didn't want this. He just wanted to be alone.

After school, The Troublemakers Band headed out to Bootsville Forest to look around for a location to have their secret laboratory from the public. "Now!" Coop-O said "Find a location for our laboratory!" Coop-O saw a big rock underneath a door, he opened it to see a ancient laboratory that was hidden for centuries. "Guys!" Coop-O shouted "I found one!" The others came and looked down "Perfect!" Dennis-P said, as The Troublemakers Band started laughing. This was their location. Who knows what was going on? Why is it happening? Why?

To be continued...